Once upon a time, there were two ogers laying in their swamp. They had a little baby fetus, named Shrek the Oger. Oh how Shrek loved being a fetus, it was his favorite quality of himself. He could be lazy allll day without anybody telling him what to do. No, "SHREK DO UR CHORES" or "SHREK DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH" or "SHREK ITS TIME TO GO HANG OUT WITH THE WEIRD NEIGHBOR HORSE GIRL" No no, he just lived in paradise with his lasiness as a fetus. Shrek one day decided that he wanted to be a fetus forever. He'd planned all night what he would do in the morning for a spell. He was deciding whether he should go to The Sanderson sisters or the Ahs coven for help. Well, he found out Cordelia was fighting off a man child that keeps trying to end the world, so he had no choice but to go to the Sanderson sisters.
~tbc~
