Deep Dark GalaxyJeff Probst rides throughout the ocean as helicopter crews above view the island. A couple booes appear, but fade as helicopter lights hit them.
Probst: Throughout all of my years hosting, I never thought I would have to deal with a cast like this...
The camera cuts to a helicopter, 9 people lined up: Kano, Peter Quill, Jess, Kitana, Dream, Peyton, Ricegum, Vince, and Todd.
Kitana: My skillset and relationship with Liu Kang has helped me with great success. Liu isn't here, so now it's up to me to best him in strategy, something to boast about at dinner.
Peyton: I've won so many awards and went through struggles just by playing football. You'll get concussed, you'll get hurt, but I took risks; and I'll be taking more. That's what a survivor is.
Ricegum: All of these people don't have my social skills, they'll be irrelevant at the end of the day, when I win! That's all anyone remembers! The winner!
Jess: I've heard of this show on television, and decided I'd give it a try! What's the worst that could happen?
Dream: I may speed run Minecraft, but I'll have to get my hands dirty and start cheating if I want this money.
Todd stares out blankly at the sky.
Todd: I'm just going to go in and win. These people don't have balls to do what I do, they have feelings.
Peter carries a Walkman puts in his earbuds.
Peter: The Guardians of the Galaxy don't go do some..morally grey stuff, without noticing the dangers ahead. Being the captain, I'm going to take control and come out on top!
Kano looks at the other passengers and scoffs. He spits saliva out, but it blows back up and hits Jess! Kano just shrugs.
Jess: GROSS! Spit when we are DOWN there.
Kano: ...Nah.
Kano: Between legendary heists and the worst of crimes, I've seen it all. This game will come easy! These people haven't seen "disgusting!"
Vince takes a look at everyone.
Vince: I hate this. So many new ideas. I'll just have to stick back and see what happens.
Cut to another helicopter, holding Hobbs, Carter, Eva, D'Vorah, Walter, Natasha, Jakob, Maggie, and Charlie.
Charlie: After 39 tier lists, I'm ready to come on this island and beat the hell out of everybody. I feel like I can punch the suns lights out.
He looks out as the sky gets darker.
Charlie: Nevermind.
Hobbs: As a commander, long days and starvation can't affect me. I've been a leader before, and will be a leader now, and if anyone has a problem I'll take out their candy ass.
Peggy: I was chosen as a recruiter for a reason. I've been in rescue missions, and even knocked a few people off the map. If this 'Survivor' is what it's said, I should go far. I'm not fond of bigots, you know how the 40s were, but if I'm underestimated, it's a good chance for a blindside. They'd never see it coming, like a stray bullet.
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Survivor: Deep Dark Galaxy
AdventureFrom the completely normal Super Mario Galaxy Planet, 18 people, if you can even call some that, will battle it out for $3,000,00! The King of Sass, Jeff Probst, will return to host! 18 people, 28 days, one survivor!