From the completely normal Super Mario Galaxy Planet, 18 people, if you can even call some that, will battle it out for $3,000,00!
The King of Sass, Jeff Probst, will return to host! 18 people, 28 days, one survivor!
Jeff Probst appears, production vacuuming more Boos behind him.
Probst: With just six people left, our finale is approaching! We finally have a theme, BUT you'll have to wait until AFTER this episode ends! Another thing I want to clear up, is that the finale will happen when there are just FIVE people left, and it will be split into parts! So the Finale starts the episode after this! With that, let's get back to what a lot of people love about Survivor: The Players!
——————————— Brown Tribe- Day/Night 23
Kano slow claps as everyone enters the cave.
Kano: Nice job! I suggest whoever's left that stood by us just flip too!
Hobbs just has enough.
Hobbs: Whine some more.
Kano: Whining saved me MORE THAN ONCE!
Hobbs: Not this time! You have nowhere to run! You may have convinced one person to flip to you at the Final 9, but you'll need THREE more people! And we all know how you are.
Kano: Whats the matter Hobbsy, still sour I sent out your butt buddy?
Hobbs: No, because that's a guaranteed vote if I make the finale.
Kano: Yeah, "if." You were supposed to leave at 10, but keep having your head up down there. You'll eat sh*t eventually.
Peter:
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Hobbs: How creative! I saw that coming just like your reasons to stay!
A Goomba walking outside turns to listen in.
Kano: Sorry to shatter your delusions Hobbs, but being the hero won't get you the big bucks!
Hobbs: I know I'm not a hero.
Kano: OH, and even as a VILLAIN, I'll add that! You stand out beyond the rest, called a "beast," a "monster." All I see is cannon fodder for whoever goes onto win the damn money!
Hobbs: You're trying to make me paranoid, and it's not going to work.
Kano: If I were making it personal, I'd go all Brandon Hantz on you and send serious threats! I'm just stating the facts! You say I'M dead in the water? I'm your shield, and when the shield breaks, you won't be far behind. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to search for the idol!
Kano dashes out. Hobbs is tempted to follow, but stops himself. He turns to the other 4.
