Before I start telling you this story, I should let you know that this it takes place in a world of gingerbread people. Our story begins with an insane gingerbread man named Bob. Bob had a friend named Max. Max was hit by a car when he was 19. Bob went after him, but was hit by a train and brought to a western town.
Bob was hungry, and would not stop bothering a gingerbread donkey. The donkey kicked him so hard that he flew across town and into a restaurant.Bob met another gingerbread man there. The other man was also named Bob, and he too was insane. As soon as they introduced themselves, they started arguing over who the real Bob was. Our protagonist ended up beating down Bob.
After the beat down, the gingerbread police came to kick him out of town and started shooting gumdrops at him. They were too late. He had already tied himself to his horse and was on his way to Canada. On the way, he fell off and was dragged 500 miles.
When he reached Canada, he was reduced to crumbs by a stampede of wild ducks.
He never did find max.
