Crash McLarson: Help. Help. Help me.
The masked men appear with a red carpet and a tiny platform with steps. They roll the carpet out and place the platform upon it. Man Ant approaches from the carpet and it is revealed that he is indeed, tiny. Perhaps the size of a fully adult thumb. He ascends the steps and stands eye to eye with Crash.
Man Ant: Crash McLarson! We meet again!
Crash McLarson: You're tiny.
The men turn their heads in shock.
Man Ant: You're tiny, Captain Obvious!
The men relax and resume position.
Crash McLarson: Don't I know you?
Man Ant: Think back! Don't you remember?
Crash McLarson: Yeah...
Crash remembers back to when he was a child. He was playing with his action figures in a sandbox.
Kid Crash: What's this?
He brushes some sand off of an object.
Kid Crash: Hey! A genie lamp!
He shakes it and a genie emerges, coughing and spluttering.
Kid Crash: Woah!
Genie: Oh- oh! Thank you! Thank you for releasing me! In return, I will grant you... a wish!
Kid Crash: Wow! A wish?
Genie: Yes.
Kid Crash looks to his sandbox. He looks to his action figures and then to some ants, crawling around the woodwork.
Genie: Well..?
Kid: Okay. I want a part man part and bad guy for my dolls to fight!
Genie: Well, your wish is my command!He shoots some magic dust from hs hand and it hits an ant. Casing it to turn into Man Ant.
Man Ant: What what what what what?!
Genie: See ya loser.
The genie drifts off into the air.
Kid Crash: Wow!
Man Ant: Mommy! Sweet mommy!
Kid Crash goes to reach for Man Ant.
Crash's mom: Crash! Did you break the toaster?! You get in here right now!
Kid Crash runs off, neglecting Man Ant.
Man Ant: Mommy! No! Don't leave me!
Adult Crash finishes remembering this.
Crash McLarson: Oh yeah. I remember that. I always wondered whatever happened to you.
Man Ant: You abandoned me! And now, you will pay the price... karate chop!
Man Ant does what you would assume and Crash reels back in pain.
Man Ant: Just relax Crash. You will feel a tiny pinch.
A henchman injects a needle into Crash's neck.
Crash McLarson: Ouch! That hurted!
Man Ant: Hahahaha! Now Me! At last! My time has come! That's it henchman don't be stingy.
The henchman injects Man Ant with Crash's blood and he grows to full human size.
Crash McLarson: You stole my powers! How come you're so much better at using them than me?
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THE AQUABATS SUPER SHOW! (Male reader insert)
FanfictionCRINGE WARNING! Yes, this show is very cringe but it's a parody so allow it. I do not own the Aquabats, nor their music or television show
