Midnight Sky (Bnha)

*6k Reads Special*

Sadly Author-Chan is at a writers block at the moment >~<

But since we hit 6k reads I decided to give y'all a gift ;)

INCORRECT QUOTES!!!

Lets Begin *Evil Laugh*

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Macbeth: This is a bad idea

Kaminari: Then why are you coming?

Macbeth: because someone needs to talk the police out of arresting you guys when this inevitably goes wrong

Dazai: Here is my dossier on what annoys Shota and Macbeth the most.

Atsushi: Why is some of it written in crayon?

Dazai: I started compiling it when we were kids.

Macbeth: I don't give a fuck

Jiro: *shivering a little*

Macbeth: Are you cold, love? You need my jacket? A blanket? Cup of tea? A hug?

Class 1-A: Simp

Kaminari: SERO

Sero: KAMINARI

Kaminari: SERO

Sero: KAMINARI

Macbeth: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS 4 FUCKING AM

Midoriya: What are you guys even screaming about?

Kaminari: Sero went to the bathroom and I need to know he's still alive

Macbeth: So Osamu is no longer allowed to take out the trash. Why you ask? Because I caught him four times trying to train raccoon how to fight.

Dazai: You'll be thanking me when my raccoon battalion saves your life

Macbeth: -_-

Shinso: So how did it go?

Macbeth: I accidentally joined a cult

Shinso: So...not great?

Macbeth: Why are tampons so expensive?

Jiro: I'll pay you back later, just hurry

Macbeth: No, I mean like, you don't choose to have your period. You have to have it, and you pay so much for it.

Jiro: Yeah, I know

Macbeth: Sorry, it's just really unfair

Bakugo Squad: We have made a mistake and it will probably end with severe consequences

Macbeth: Does it affect me?

Bakugo Squad: No—

Macbeth: Does it affect Jiro?

Bakugo Squad: No—

Macbeth: Then suffer in silence

Ms. Joke: Is Aizawa here?

Macbeth: Uh, you know what—

Aizawa: *Throws himself out the window while inside his sleeping bag*

Macbeth: He just left

Macbeth: Why in the hell are you knocking on the fridge?

Dazai: Because there might be a salad dressing

Macbeth: *inhumane screeching*

Jiro: I've been having headaches a lot and Google said I'm gonna die

Macbeth: *holding a knife* So Google has been sending you death threats—

Macbeth: alright, I have a fool proof plan on how to tell if someone is evil or not

Aizawa: And that is....?

Macbeth: if they dislike Jiro, they're evil

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Yeah, okay...pretty solid logic

Aizawa: And what do we do if we feel sad?

Shinso: We pet a cat

Aizawa: *nodding* We pet a cat

Macbeth: WHOEVER WOKE ME UP IS GOING TO—

Jiro: It was me

Macbeth: —be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

Macbeth: Love is dumb

Macbeth: *glancing at Jiro* and I'm the dumbest bitch alive

Midoriya: Why are you hiding in there?

Macbeth: *inside a box* I am avoiding responsibility

Random Guy: What are your pronouns?

Jiro: she/her

Random Guy: How about you turn into my/mine?

Macbeth: *Hearing the entire conversation* How about you fuck/off dumb bitch

Mineta: H—

Macbeth: I will throw a fucking brick at you

Macbeth: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical

Sero: suppose?

Mina: slight?

Kaminari: Tendency?

Entire class: A bit?!

Midoriya: Mineta, I don't think Macbeth is pleased with you

Mineta: what makes you say that?

Midoriya, reading aloud: 'Dear Mineta, I hope this message finds you before I do'

Macbeth: What doesn't kill me should run because I'm fucking pissed

UA: *looks at the villains* Y'all done fucked up

Bakugo Squad: Are we in trouble

Aizawa Brothers: Take a guess

Bakugo Squad: No?

Aizawa Brothers: Take another guess

Macbeth: What's up? I'm back

Shigiraki: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Macbeth: Death is a social construct

Kaminari: HELP! I TOLD BAKUGO AND MACBETH I'D COOK DINNER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK!!!

Mina: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought I could help?

Dazai: I lost Macbeth

Aizawa: How did you LOSE Macbeth?!

Dazai: To be fair, this guy has the tendency to sleep in the most random places

Dazai: One time I found him sleeping in a tree

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Tell me if y'all want a Part 2

and if you haven't already noticed, Macbeth will be a Jiro Simp

✨Simp Energy✨

And

Jiro Supremacy 🛐🛐🛐

*Fairy Tail, My Hero Academia and other references I use are not owned by me*

P.S: All incorrect quotes were inspired by many creative people on Instagram ;D