1. it al started with deez nust...

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*listen to the song for better experience..*
*eds pov*
i had just gotten out of the bath ready for my nightly tea, while i was in the bath i felt some sort of empty feeling inside of me.... like i was missing something... i felt... broccken...

so i posted on my private story 'dhmu...only real ones now...' along with my song 'shap of you'💔. i decided to watch coco melon asmr for a bit until i heard a *ping* from my phone. i checked who texted me ... it was my crush... levi. i started to blush as i read the reply to my story from him that red "oi ed...are uoyy okya ??". he knew just waht to say to makb me fall to my nees !!
i texted him back "yeah..i'm fine.. i guess..💔" . then he replied with "ookya $!!" even though he didn't know how to spell... he made me feel special.. like no one has made me feel befire !

i fell asleep but got woken up by something... someone was knocking j on b the door. i opened it and saw him.....shrek........... my ex....
"ed.. i need you back...now my silly litttle gin get kitten👹" he said
"s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s- shrek.... waht are you doing her?????!!!!!!"
shrek licked his lisp.. and started blushing. then he grabbed my head and hit me ! "OW SHREK WOT THY FOK" sherk just laughed
"get your ass on tht beed... and perepare... for the knight of your life....😈😈" he said with a deep voice. fear ran through me as i remembered shrieks monster cock🙁. i ran away out of my house so he won't catch me ... until i saw a bright light... no way. i gasped as i looked at the bright light, it was thy nicki minaj staring right at me.
she told me while she was in the air " do you know who candice is ed ??"
i was struck with confusion...." who's candice...?" nicki started laughing and grinning, and then i heard a loud growl behind me.... it was shrek... he said "CANDICE DIC FIT IN UR MOUTH"
my eyes widened with shok.... WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO ME?!??!??!! out of all the things he could do.... then nicki said something that put me out of my thoughts "SINCE YOU FELL FOR THE JOKE YOUR GOING TO GO TO LEVI 😈😈" i was shocked !!! oh no.... where will this lead to... a

all of a sudden i heard horse foot steps... and levi's iconic 'tch' until he said something that caught me off guard...
"DEEZ NUST HO"


A/N: i'm sorry, i'm just in a silly goofy mood😘😘😢😢🤞🏼‼️‼️




A/N: i'm sorry, i'm just in a silly goofy mood😘😘😢😢🤞🏼‼️‼️

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