Incorrect quotes of NRC students

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Jade: Pardon but, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Floyd: You were flirting with Seaturtule Senpai.
Jade: So? He's my mate.
Floyd: You asked him if he were single.
Jade: That doesn't mean I'm that drunk-
Floyd: And then you cried when he said he weren't.
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*A visit to Sle of Lamentation*
Cater: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Idia, crying: You people already know too much about me.
Kalim: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place!
Idia: Somebody please just knock me out.
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Idia: Wake me up...
Kalim: Before you go go!
Leona: When September ends...
Lilia: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Azul: Dammit, Floyd!
Floyd: What?! It wasn't me!
Azul: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Jade!
Jade: Not me either.
Azul: Oh...Then who set the dorm on fire?
Yuu, holding Grim : *whistles*
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Trey: Why are your tongues purple?
Ace: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Deuce: I had a red one.
Trey: oh
Trey:
Trey: OH
Riddle:
Riddle: You drank each other's slushies?
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Floyd: Jade and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Azul: *Sighing* What did Jade do?
Floyd: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Floyd: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Ruggie: If Jack Kun and I were drowning, who would you save?
Leona: You two can't swim?
Ruggie: It's a hypothetical question, Leona-san! who would you save?
Leona: my time and effort.
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Ace: WHY. why did you give Floyd Senpai a BASEBALL BAT?!
Deuce: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Ace: Now I feel unsafe!
Deuce: I'm sorry.
Deuce: ... would you like a bat?
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Azul: What did you do with those clients who broke their contract's body?
Jade: What didn't I do with the body?
Azul:
Jade: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Ace: Cater Senpai, can I talk to you for a second?
Cater: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Deuce are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Ace: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Epel: Jack stole from me first!
Vil: Mhm.
Epel: He stole my heart...
Rook: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Leona: If you had to choose between Rook and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Ruggie: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Rook: Monsieur Dandelion!
Leona: Nine thousand nine hundred Madols.
Ruggie: I'll take the money.
Rook: Monsieur Dandelion!!!
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Floyd: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Azul: How am I supposed to know?
Jade: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Azul: *sighs*
Azul: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Rook: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Leona: Damn fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Rook: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Ruggie: Edible.
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*Jade and Floyd in an argument*
Azul: You two can't stay mad at each other forever, one of you still have to apologise. Floyd, go apologies to Jade first.
Floyd: Fine.
Floyd: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Ace: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Ace: Okay, but in my defense, Epel bet me fifty Madols I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Riddle: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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*During practice in basketball club*
Jamil: We need a distraction.
Ace: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Floyd, whispering: My time has come.
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Azul: While I'm gone, Floyd, you're in charge.
Floyd: Yes!!!
Azul, whispering: Jade, you're secretly in charge.
Jade: Obviously.
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