pepa pig x shrekk

enemies to lvoerrs 🌸🥺

( again, i apologize in advance, continue reading at your own risk 😭 )

*in this story peppa is not a minor just to let you know she is lets say shreks age in this ⚠️

shekr woke up and brushed his bald head becayusee thats what you do in the monrign ofc. peppa walked into his swamp illegally and threw a 10 foot dagger at shrekr 🥺

when shrek woke up 2 years later pepa was still angry because he stole her gf fiona 😤

pepa kiled then killed him and choped off his ankles which magicalyl reattacehd and sherk came back to life whcih caused drama 🍿

shrek stood up and he and faced the 2'3 foot girl, staring into her purple broen red orbs and threw her off the cliff as she ascended up and stole a lightning bolt from the sky and shot it at srek. 

it got dark in 2.3 milliseconds and a star fell onto pepas big watermelon head and kicked her out of the sky as she landed face-first on the stone-hard ground.

shrek felt really bad and stomped on her head ot try and give her air again. she coughed a bujch of clouds and got up and smooched shrek as and thank you for killing her and saving her life. she had to fly to get up to his 17-foot-tall lips. "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you shrekky boo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" she told him, blushing, making her pink skin bright red. he deepened his voice just for her. "👹of course baba gorl👹" 

pepa was very magical and was considered a wolf 🥺🐺she and shrek had seggs in the cave she lived in which was very boujee and gorgeous as it should be 💅

shrek got on top of peppa and all of peppas bones cracked as shreg heard her bones break and asked if she was okay and there was no answer

shrek took her to the vet and the vet told him to wait outside and he cried and cried out there 🥺😭😭😭 the vet came out 2 minutes later and said pepa was preggo 🤰

shrekk ran into the office and got angey at pepa because tey hadnt officially slept together

pepa just said it was fiona 🥺🥺🥺🥺

shregg took a second to think and then said "WAIT FIONAS CHEATING ON ME?!"

"SHES CHEATNG ON ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN!" pepa replied angrilly 

shrek raised his deep voice "YOURE CHEAITNG ON HER YOU LITTLE PIG!"

pepa stared at him and tried to sound angry but it came out like "🌸YOU BIG CHEATER!🌸"