geometryxpaul

let's ride

The bestest besties had another lesson of maths with mr paul, their teacher who can't teach.
"Okay class where is everyone's homework?" mr paul was trying to steal everyone's answers for the homework questions.
"SORRY SIR I DIDNT GET TO DO E AND F"
"Sir I Left My Homework At The Zoo Can I Bring It Tomorrow?"
"Arizona, detention. And Jersey, well you can bring it in tomorrow then."
they both glare and mr paul as he leaves the desk.
arizona and jersey have phat chats with michigan who was sitting at their table.
then the class turns around to see idaho standing there with a moon boot and two broken arms yet somehow she still managed to fill her face up with pink sparkles and badly done eyeliner.
"Omg Girl I We Can Do Makeup Way Better Than That."
"IKR GIRL"
"Wait Girlie What Did You Get For Number Five?"
"IDK GIRL I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING"
"Aw Okay."
mr paul announced that everyone was to go to their next class, which was english with mr kevin.
mr kevin told a story for the first 15 minutes about how his son stole a dolphin from an aquarium in spain and they were trying to find his son but turns out he was hiding in a bush.
once mr kevin sent everyone back to their seats arizona and jersey began to plan how to get geometry and mr paul together.
"SO IF WE-"
"Hey do you guys know where Mr Paul is?"
"HUH"
"We Had Him Last Period I Don't Know Where He Is Now Though. Why's That?"
"Oh I'm Geometry. Some idiots broke the space time continuum so now I'm human and Mr Paul is the only one who can fix it."
"OH SORRY I THINK THAT WAS US AHAHAHHSJSHSH"
"Oh Yeah That Was Us Ha Ha!"
—flashback—

jersey and arizona were driving in their car.

"LeTs DrIvE BiTcHeS KnOw ThEy CaNt CaTcH Me!"

"OMG GIRL I DONT HAVE A LICENSE"

"Omg Girl You Didn't Get Your Drivers License Last Week Just Like We Always Talked About?!"

"NO WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT"

"Oh Okay"

the car continues to get faster and faster until it is the speed of light.

"OMG GIRL THATS MINNESOTA IN THE MATHS CLASSROOM AHHHHH"

"Omg Girl Don't Do It"

"IM NOT GONNA DO IT I JUST THINKING ABOUT IT"

"WAIT OMG THE CAR WON'T STOP"

"AhHhHhHhH!"