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You're a high school student , exactly 3ndk lbac , 3ad saliti lwatani w galsssa db katssnat natija dyalk "ou bayna mk7laha" XD lmhm in the morning dyal les bultains sbhti na3ssa htal 11 then ur mum "lwalida" jat kad9de9 3lik :

You: Sba7atou llah maykhliw ta wahd yn3ess f had dar -,- *ghtat rassha b lbtaniya*

Your mum: *dkhlat lbit* wa noudi ya dik lmoussiba lallyatk fa9ou w wjdou lftour w jm3ou dar w nti ba9a khamra lia hna? Ti Noudi choufi 7rirtk! Bultain rah wssel. khayfak la tkouni k7ltiha tani -,-

You: *9fzat mn blasstha* Lbultain?! Wili wili

W nti tnoudi darbaha b wahed jrya l toilette tghssli wjhk w tmchti ur ch3kaka then hbti tfatri

You: sbah lkhir mama, sbah lkhir baba , sbah lkhir rass tarou ... I mean khouya :D

Your dad: 3la slama 3ad fay9a? Haki jatk chi haja

you: ana? Chno?

Your dad : haki 7li w choufi *3taha WAHED LBRYA*

You : "nari hada lbultain dyali khassni nfker f chi tari9a bach ila kant chi natija machi htal lhih ndrbha b chi jrya w nhreb tafadiyan ljami3 anwa3 darb li ghadi nt3red liha" *7lat lbrya* (O_O)

Rass Tarou (your brother): ka7ltiha tani hhhh kima l3ada :3

Your dad: skt nta hnina

You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 9rssouniiiiiiii wach ana kan7lm maymknch hadchiiiiii! Laaaa wa9ila ghltou f l3unwan blati nchouf, wa laaaaaaaaaaa rah it's my name tmaaaa maymknch !! 16 laa laa bzaf maymknch! *kat7n9ez b lfr7a*

Your mum: *drbatha b wahed tzghrida fa3la tarka* Yoyoyyoyoyoyoyo

Your dad: iwa a bnti tbarkllah 3lik 7mrti lia wjhi had lmrra

You: Dadyyy O:) yak 39ltii? :3

Your dad: 3layach 39lt?

You: yak wa3dtini Ila jbt lbac bkter mn 15 radi tkhlini nkml 9rayti finma bghit

Your dad: ayih ayih w baaa9i 3a9l walakin dik sa3a 9oulti lia ba9i ma9rrarti fin ghadi tkmli 9raytk!

You: la safi 9rart ?

Your dad: Iwa chno 9rarti?

You: BGHIT NKML 9RAYTI F KOREA!!!

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