Soggy Doggy Goggy Woggy: Hi I am the main character of this story. Well, I am the main character in general but anyway, this is a sucky jock story. This is my first day at film school college because that is poggers.
Dweeeeem🦃🦃: *walks like Bakugou down the hallway* Hey shawty. You look like you could be my side chick.
Soggy Doggy Goggy Woggy: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-weeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm UWU h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ey I was just going to math class because every school has a math class.
Dweeeeeememe: ok well I was going there too but since I'm a bully I will knock the books out of you hand because that is totally what bully's do irl.
Soggy Doggy Goggy Woggy: oh ok
Dwememememem: *knocks books out of George's hands*
Soggy Doggy Goggy Woggy: I was never holding books
Dwememememe: then what did I knock out of your hands
Soggy Doggy Goggy Woggy: my ice ccooffee
Dweeeeeeeeem: *walks away*