Anatomy Guide

Describe your Appearence

The look of your animal jam wolf is not enough to indicate how your character REALLY looks. Even the clothing you wear which manipulates the pixels to give a certain frame is not enough. To fully get an understanding of your character's image, you need to insert a 11 bubble filled with anatomy and random words to describe yourself to people who may or may not even care.

Here's an example:

1: VV The histronic fae dazzled the crowd with her dappled pelage, dappled in shades of ivory and stormic, with hints of pepper dashed in amongst the pellepate shade of tarder VV

2: VV their orbical satallites, a frank and blunt shade of dazzling mint flecked with specks of violent sky, swerved to allow their cranium to follow back to their dorsalis, meaning to rasp but instead becoming transmersed with their own shone VV

3: VV Their pelage's mosiac of spectrums shone by the light of the ultra violet that illuminated their pelt exactly one shade higher set VV

4: VV The spot of pure ivory on their dorsalls hipponixoriumapexzenithorium became overwought VV

5: VV as the alluring fae turned back into the demonicorium shade, her pelt lessening of it's silky shine VV

6: VV her didgeridoos were purely bronze, dappled to a pint of perfection as she stood and her muscles strained to allow the movement possible. She strode to the strobelights VV

7: VV She paced into the snow where the ivory blended with her own shade of blizzard to create there a diamond in the form of feline VV

8: VV The fae had a spot of ebony shade on her intransversall capitus capitol washington's capitol and a russet spot secretely on her nasal passage up to her lateral VV

9: VV her personality, oddly contempt could beome a flame in any moment as her cadual convertex swerved like a dorsal fin, that of a nautical creature VV

10: VV She rested next to a brute, the femmoral histronic savannah russian mix opening her jaw to allow her trachea to vibrate to emmit a noise VV

11: "hi." she uttered, shy, but with a flame behind that closed door of intermission VV

That was easy, right? Of course this is a discription of my rogue character named Abominable so yours will differentiate from it. 

Let's go over some of the words here:

Histronic- meaning extremely beautiful. If someone, or the internet, tells you histronic means overly dramatic they're wrong, they're being histronic I MEAN overly dramatic.

Fae- female. Don't let any webpage tell you this means faerie!

Stormic- creative way to say Stormie <3 I gotta bae named Stormie <3 No wait, that's Pastromi nevermind.

Pelage- pelt. Because COAT isn't quite discriptive enough

Ivory- white. Pepper- grey. Tarder- cream

Pellepate- either meaning top of the mouth or mix of colors. Strange, both are extremely different yet they're homophobes LAWL whaddya know? Like how orbital means eyes and it's astronomy. Nothing went wrong THERE I checked with my rogue buddy, Xououeouaouz so I'd know it's correct.

Dorsalis- shoulders. Not dorsals like dolphins but that too

Mosiac- somethign to do with art, but you know.. anatomy is art. Bae.

dorsalls hipponixoriumapexzenithorium- hip.

demonicorium- a word I made up meaning shade, it's anatomy now. It was passed by the Anatomy Board of AJ or the ABA. It's a thing on Animal jam made up of me, my friend Chillie, Pastromi, Curdle, Ringo Star, and Scourgette (rogue names)

didgeridoos- anatomy for legs. If you look this up, click images, and is baffled at what you see trust me it's a troll devised by clanners!

strobelights- this means sunlight but cooler

 intransversall capitus capitol washington's capitol- this is the part of the cat's spine that reaches the highest, like the arch but we can't say arch because it's only 4 letters. So we instead went with 45 letters.

cadual contervex- the tip of the tail.

femmora: female, but if you look it up it goes to femur. Those idiots who made google obviously didn't learn anatomy <3

Note: Remember, the more pathetic attempt at purple prose you add, the less obnoxious you are!