Anatomy Guide

Latin is the New You!

Instead of anatomy, which is based almost entirely on Latin words, you can now use something entirely new and creative and original! 

That's right, Latin!

*someone's mind is blown in the distance*

Or, with Latin:

VV quis fermentum mens procul VV

See how much better it is? It fully enhances roleplay, so instead of your roleplay being slightly coherent, it is now entirely convoluted! That is a good thing, trust me. Now in battles, your enemy will find there feces occupying their AJ pant clothing and retreat like the kittypets they are!

Here's how you do it, in a few easy steps:

1) Find out what you want to say. Here is an example of completely regular roleplay that everyone should be able to fully comprehend:

VV The Histrionic Archaic Emaciated Initiated Anemic Monolithic Monumental Humongous Grotesque Ghoulish Vampiric Spastic Erotic Sensual Velvet Panthera Onca Canis Lupis Felis Catus Batus Hybrid Gyrotated Their Gallium Tainted Venomous Chalaes Via Adjacent Their Sulfuric Cavity Socket to Fully Eject Their Femur Helium Casket to Then Extirpate Their Existance VV

See? You don't need to use anatomy now when you translate into Latin. I know this looks unbelievably simple, almost like a kittypet, but when it's in Latin, it'll look SO much more sophisticated!

2) Go to Google Translate

Because it's Google (although I'm still enemies with Google for telling me some words I use in roleplay are fake) it is extremely credible. Copy and paste (or when you're on AJ, simply type in) your desired roleplay sentence. 

3) Slowly type the result

SLOWLY is the key word here. The slower it is, the more of a chance your enemy'll leave before you get a chance to even fight them! That'll show that they're weak. However, if they fight you while slowly typing this, they are immediately a powerplayer and you must insult them until either they leave, or you are suspended from AJ for cursing. SLOWLY = approximately 5 minutes or more if you're really good.

4) Enter the result

Enter it.

VV histrioniam Archaic confectæque macie Initiated anemic monolithic Monumental humongous Grotesque ghoulish Vampiric Spastic Erotic sensuale holoserica Panthera onca Canis Felis Catus batus Hybrid Gyrotated eorum Gallium Tainted Venomous Chalaes Via Adjacent eorum Sulfuric Cavity Socket ad Fully expello eorum Femur Helium Casket Tunc ad diuinae auxilium eorum Existance VV

Is the result! How intelligent!

5) Make sure it's accurate (ONLY AFTER YOU ENTER IT THOUGH)

Re-enter it into the Latin side and get the English result!

Let dramatic Archaic and thin, anemic Initiated monolithic Monumental humongous ghoulish Vampiric Spastic Erotic Grotesque sensuous velvet Panthera onca Felis cat dog hybrid liquid gallium Gyrotated their Tainted Venomous chalat their way Adjacent Sulfuric Cavity Fully Socket to drive the femur Kidney Casket then to the assistance of their Existance W.

See? Accurate! If you read it back in English and it makes sense, then you've done it right.

Examples:

HERE I WILL USE EXTREMELY SIMPLE LIKE 5 YEAR OLD ROLEPLAY EXAMPLES FOR ANYONE HERE WHO IS AN IDIOT CLANNER. THIS IS IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW SIMPLE SIMPLE PACK STUFF LIKE THE FIRST EXAMPLE ABOVE. GET READY FOR SOME CHILDISH BABBY NONSENSE XFDDDD

VV The felis catus and bat hybrid then leapt onto the stone, crouching, before leaping off and barreling into the adjacent fae, hurling her by her nape into the nearest tree VV

And translated:

TE DEUM LAUDAMUS TE felis catus et vespertilionem hybrid tunc prosilierunt lapidem , curvus, adjice ante et exiliens off barrelling in adjacent fae , graviter inpellente prostratus eam per summum concauitatis in arboris proximae VV

And back again to check for credibility:

The Lord guided the felis catus and leapt onto the stone and the bat then it hybrid , crouching, leaping off barreling in adjacent fae that before it or , the nearest tree had struck him down in it by the nape of the VV 

Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VV The canine shredded the skin of his opponent with his massive and thick atramentous claws VV

In Latin

TE DEUM LAUDAMUS TE canine aluminis coruscavit cutis facierum ejus cum adversario eius et caligine illud ingens atramentous unguibus VV

And back again

  

The Lord guided the canine shredded , the skin of his face shone with the adversary to speak thereof, and thick nails, VV on an atramentous

100 percent GOT IT!!!!!

The nutmeg coloured fae then leapt into the sky with great animosity of the Starclanner, bringing the adversary down by her starry tail and slamming her head into the rock, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, tenfold again, and again, and again, until she was nothing but a bloody pulp. And again, and again, and again, until she was nothing but my greatest love- the sanguine fluid I bathe in everyday and swallow everyday despite how much it makes my tummy ache and makes me cough up blood like a maniac but I am a maniac so.

Translated:

Et exsilivit et ad caelum magna macis coloris fae animositatem Starclanner ferentes ab adversario sidereum caput caudamque slamming in petram , et iterum et iterum et iterum et iterum decumo extulisset , et suum revertitur ibique renascens , dum nihil nisi atrox pulpam. Et , rursus , et rursus eam nisi summa fluido amore sanguineo , ut laver in communibus et quotidianis absorbeat me invito facit tussim sedant ventrem meum, quantum est sanguis tamquam furiosum ego furiosum so .

NOW BACK AGAIN

  And he leaped and by the opposite party to the starry heaven, great nutmeg , bringing one of the color of the head and tail and fae the wrath of the Starclanner slamming into the rock, and again, and again and again and again, a tenfold crop , and back to where it rising again, as long as there is nothing but a bloody pulp. And again, and again , and again, the love of it, unless the amount of the fluid is bloody scourge, so he does not wash in a cough in spite of their common and allay the anguish, my daily swallow me up , as far as the blood of a crazy I am crazy so.

PERFECTION!!!!! EXQUISITE!!!!

So yeah, my final message: Use Latin or you're a pussy