So, I'm waiting outside with my cousins to go to this restaurant, and this huge icicle falls and nearly impales my brother. Icicles will just ruin our lives when they can.
They come at the coldest time only to add more worry to the worry we already have.
They want to kill you. Watch out.
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Rants and Horrible, Horrible Things
HumorJust rants and things I absolutely hate. Enjoy! Caution: Bad language and craziness