Secret Little Assassin

A New Mission

"Ugh..." Crusher groaned as he collapsed on the couch. "I can't believe I lost again..."

"D'aww, don't worry, Crusher," Pickle comforted him assuringly. "Maybe you'll win next time,"

"Next time... yeah, if there will BE a next time..."

Pickle shook his head, but before he could say anything, there was a PING! at his laptop, and he turned to see a new message on the screen. Curious, he drove over and opened up the message.

Crusher forced his head up to see his best friend reading the message. "A new mission?"

"Yes..." Pickle slowly nodded, but his eyes narrowed at the screen with a frown.

"What's wrong?" Crusher asked.

"The message... it's... concerning," Pickle crossed his tires. "Come here, and help me read,"

Crusher was confused but shrugged and drove over to his side. He looked over to see the name of the client, which was Anonymous but code-named as SPK69.

"What's the problem?"

"Look," Pickle pointed to the screen. "This person's message is full of lies. He's stating that the target is a bullshit asshole who's tried to hurt him and everyone else in his family. He also said that the target's family had attacked his family and that he had a relationship with the target's sister, but the target threatened to kill him, so they broke up, so he wants me to kidnap the target's sister too,"

"How do you know that they're all lies?" Crusher asked.

"Check the name and the picture of the target, Crush," Pickle deadpanned.

Crusher blinked at him in surprise before turning back to the message. The moment he saw the target, he stiffened.

Blaze. The target was Blaze. Picture and all.

"Oh, shoot, it IS all a lie,"

"Yep," Pickle shook his head with a growl. "And whoever this guy is, he's a freaking pedo if he wants to have Sparkle,"

"But if you don't accept it... won't this guy just pass the assignment to another assassin?" Crusher questioned.

"I know, I know..." Pickle hissed. "but hell NO am I going to do this,"

"So what are you going to do?"

"Hmm..." Pickle thought for a while before smirking. "Ooh, I know what I should do to get back at this guy,"

"Wanna fill me in?" Crusher raised an eyebrow.

"I'll still kidnap Blaze's Family," Pickle told him with a smirk. "BUT I won't give them. I'll track this guy down and confront him. The rest is all improvise,"

"Are... you sure that's a good idea?" Crusher frowned. "Kidnap Blaze's Family... it's too close to Blaze, and he's a cop,"

"I've got a license," Pickle shrugged. "I'll be fine,"

"But where will you place them?"

"We've got spare rooms, right?"

"Fair," Crusher nodded. "but... who will you kidnap first?"

"The easiest one, of course!" Pickle giggled. "Sparkle,"