Tim's walking down the street or some shit. He finds the Hoover Dam for some reason and goes in.
Suddenly, a bunch of aliens attack.
TIM: What the hell?
ALIEN GUY: DIE YOU BAD NUMAS [sic]
TIM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Then a guy comes out and yells something.
CRUSTY OLD DUDE: COME ON OUT YOU BASTARD. I'M GONNA DONKEY PUNCH YOU IN THE BLOWHOLE!!!
ALIEN GUY: OH NO
*DONKEY PUNCH*
The alien guy dies in pain!!!
Then, Addy Agame arrives.
ADDY AGAME: NIGHTGAME!!!
TIM: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
ADDY AGAME: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING GAINS BOY. DWLF!!! GONNA GET SOME FUUDT!!!11!!1
STEVE: HUAH
BABA BOOEY: BABABOOEY
MARIO: INSTRUCTIONS
SUICIDEMOUSE: *BAD PIANO*
STEVE: HUAH HUA- HU- HU- HUA- HUA- HUAH!!!
MARIO: INSTRUCTIONS
DUDE: OH MY.
THE END.
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