PETE (thinking to self): EDGING! THAT'LL MAKE STEVE CRY!!! HE'LL FUKCING BE SAD!
1 Reuben-Hoss later. (1 Reuben-Hoss = 30 seconds)
PETE (whisper): hehe i got the fuvker tied up haha
Then Stefve [sic] wakes up.
STEVPHON KOI: SKID MARKSZ IN MA BOXERSZ. MY BOLLOCKS GETTING CHAFED. HUAH!!!
Then Micke [sic] and Senator Tim Scott walk in
TIM: HOLY MOTHER OF DICK-DAKE NUKEB-DUKE NUKEB!
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MIKE: WHAT KIND OF BDSM IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!!??!
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TIM: YOU DIRTY BASTARD PETE!!!
PETE: OH COME ON YOU'RE MAKING MY WOODY GO LIMP!!!
TIM: MY KINK IS MAKING PEOPLE'S WOODIES GO LIMP, YOU FUVK.
PETE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MIKE: stfu ya bellends.
Mike walks the hell outta the room.
VAUGHAN: my mum likes forensic files
TIM: ...sure.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!
DA AMERICAN END
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Humor"QUALITY WRITING. YES, QUITE." -BELLEND BOB A quality series starring: Pete 'Ballin' Burns Steve 'Snare-Beatin' Coy Mike 'Slap-That-String-And-Break-it!' Percy Tim 'Bald-Is-Beautiful' Lever Wayne 'Wank' Hussey Martin 'Irrelevant' Healy Sue 'The-O...
