The Day Of The Indigo Girl

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"GAMZEE MOTHERFUCKING MAKARA!" I screamed through the hive "GAMZEE!!" I was pissed. He hadn't ever seen or talked to me before, but Gog forbid that he ignores me.
I stormed through the hive kicking through empty cans of faygo, and slimy pie tins. I finally find his husktop and open it up to Trollian.

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGenetisict [CG]

[TC] KaRkAt WhErE iS yOuR dUmBaSs MoIrAiL?!

[CG] I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU FUCKING CHUTEHUFFER

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGenesis [CG]

Talking to that motherfucker is useless. I need to find that damn clown.
As I pull my eyes away from the husktop I see movement in the corner of the room. I see a set of troll horns similar to mine burried under a pile of pie tins and horns.

"GAMZEE. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ARE YOU DOING BURIED UNDER ALL THAT SHIT?" I grab ahold of one of his horns and use all my strength to yank his ass out of the pile.
When I hear him grunt i knew something was wrong. So I shook him awake and drank some Faygo before he finally came to.

"He-HeY sIs..." he managed.

"LOOK MOTHERFUCKER, I GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING BEEF WITH YOU. YOU GOT THE DAMN HIGHBLOOD ON MY ASS ABOUT ME BEING WITH A FUCKING LOWBLOOD." I start fuming with anger and in frustration I pick up a horn and bend its metal, and tearing it apart.

"SiS iTs AlL gOoD mOtHeRfUcKeR" I swear to Gog I should cull his ass right motherfucking here.

"IF I EVER GET WIND OF YOU FUCKING TELLING THE HIGHBLOOD OF MY QUADRANTS I WILL CULL YOU!" My anger boils and his indigo eyes pour into mine.
Oooh fuck no motherfucker. Not this motherfucking time y-

Suddenly his sweet Faygo tasting lips are on mine, and I feel his tongue slither into my mouth.

What the motherfuck is he doing to me?

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