"GAMZEE MOTHERFUCKING MAKARA!" I screamed through the hive "GAMZEE!!" I was pissed. He hadn't ever seen or talked to me before, but Gog forbid that he ignores me.
I stormed through the hive kicking through empty cans of faygo, and slimy pie tins. I finally find his husktop and open it up to Trollian.terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGenetisict [CG]
[TC] KaRkAt WhErE iS yOuR dUmBaSs MoIrAiL?!
[CG] I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU FUCKING CHUTEHUFFER
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Talking to that motherfucker is useless. I need to find that damn clown.
As I pull my eyes away from the husktop I see movement in the corner of the room. I see a set of troll horns similar to mine burried under a pile of pie tins and horns."GAMZEE. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ARE YOU DOING BURIED UNDER ALL THAT SHIT?" I grab ahold of one of his horns and use all my strength to yank his ass out of the pile.
When I hear him grunt i knew something was wrong. So I shook him awake and drank some Faygo before he finally came to."He-HeY sIs..." he managed.
"LOOK MOTHERFUCKER, I GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING BEEF WITH YOU. YOU GOT THE DAMN HIGHBLOOD ON MY ASS ABOUT ME BEING WITH A FUCKING LOWBLOOD." I start fuming with anger and in frustration I pick up a horn and bend its metal, and tearing it apart.
"SiS iTs AlL gOoD mOtHeRfUcKeR" I swear to Gog I should cull his ass right motherfucking here.
"IF I EVER GET WIND OF YOU FUCKING TELLING THE HIGHBLOOD OF MY QUADRANTS I WILL CULL YOU!" My anger boils and his indigo eyes pour into mine.
Oooh fuck no motherfucker. Not this motherfucking time y-Suddenly his sweet Faygo tasting lips are on mine, and I feel his tongue slither into my mouth.
What the motherfuck is he doing to me?
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The Tale of The Indigo Lovers
FanfictionIn which Gammy (female Gamzee) shows up at Gam's hive and totally flips the fuck out over him telling the highblood of her quadrants. Then Gamzee starts to man handle Gammy and things heat up and boil down to many buckets filled with a steaming hot...