PJO/HoO Incorrect Quotes

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Piper: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Leo: I boiled gatorade.



Percy: I have an idea.

Annabeth: A good idea?

Percy: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.



Annabeth and Piper: *sitting by the canoe lake*

Percy and Jason, canoeing by: Bro, bro, bro your boat...

Annabeth and Piper:



Grover: Yum, thanks! 

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it!



Annabeth: If I see a spider, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. 

Annabeth: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.



Nico, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? 

Will: Tea. 

Nico: Wrong. It's coffee.



Jason: *gets a text* Oh! It's Nico. 

Percy, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff? 

Jason: Yeah, he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. 

Percy: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood? 

Jason: You wanted fake blood? 

Percy: 

Jason: I'll go call Nico.



Nico: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? 

Will: *crouches down* 

Percy: *kneels down* 

Jason: *sits on the floor*  

Nico:

Nico: I hate all of you. 



Percy: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much. 

Jason: Oh, you've been? 

Percy: Once. In Monopoly.

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