Keefe: Tam reminds me of the ocean.
Biana: Because he's deep and mysterious?
Keefe: No, because he's full of salt and he scares people.
Sophie: I trust Keefe.
Tam: You think he knows what he's doing?
Sophie: I wouldn't go that far.
Sophie: Keefe... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Keefe: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Sophie:
Sophie: I wrote sanitize, Keefe.
Keefe: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Tam: ...We're on the ground floor.
Keefe: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Pretty much anyone: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Sophie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Sophie's friends, near tears: Please, Sophie, we don't speak 'meme'! We don't know what a 'yeet' is!