COTE: Give me a Title

Goodbye, Motherfuckers!

Anyways, here's my second short story. Expect cursed and cringy content up ahead

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It was just another peaceful day at the Advanced Nuturing High School, where you can find dragons, legal lolis, tsunderes, cheeky kouhais, lost puppies, and yeeass gorilla fuckers wherever you go.

At a certain class filled to the brim with trash, everything seemed to be fine, but something was definetely wrong. The first to notice was Stalker-chan, who voiced out her concerns:

"Hey everyone, don't you feel like something is off?"

Murmurs spread across the room like a ripple in water. Most of them had also felt it, but discarded that as them being tense from the previous exams. Before those shitass fuckers could say anything else, Chabashira-sensei entered the classroom.

"Good morning. I'm going to pass attendance right now, so I expect everyone to answer."

Chabashira-sensei then started calling from the students at the front to the ones at the back. Everything was fine, until:

"Matsushita"

"Here!"

"Ayanokouji"

"........"

"Ayanokouji"

"............."

At first, people weren't sure of what they felt before, but now, they were sure......

Ayanokouji Kiyotaka was absent for the first time

The goatdick-eating classmates, or should I say filler characters? Had different reactions. Bitchy Uggo was complaining about how they were going to lose Class Points because of him, while Delusional Not-so-Ikemen Ike was supporting his jackass fap material like the blue-balled imbecile he is. Sudog was asking his master if she had any ideas, while she ignored him. *Sad Sudog noises*

While the Ayanokouji Group was worried, they could not do anything about it, as they might lose Points for skipping class. Because of that, they decided to ask around when break came. They didn't want that to be the case, and wanted it to be nothing more than him oversleeping because he stayed up late.

As the classes passed though, the possibility became less and less likely. Haruka still had hope, and convinced the others to wait and see. Akibro was against it, and wanted to go and check on his bro, but he gave up when Harukaa-san started making a fuss about him not trusting his friend. Karuizawa was also worried, even if she didn't show it on her face. This was the first time something like this happened, so of course she'd be shaken up. However, she trusted her friend, and believed he was just going around doing the badass stuff he always does, like staring out at windows without a purpose, or experimenting by microwaving ice cream, or diluting milk with water...........

Yeah, none of those were cool at all.

Science class started, and Ayanokouji still was not present. This was seriously affecting the atmosphere, as not even the most diligent students like Keisei and Mei-Yu could concentrate on the lessons. 

Lunch came, and still no sign of the man in question. Class D(ickheads) went and thought one of the other classes had abducted their "classmate" so they could lose Points, so Horibitch went and asked the Class Leaders.

Ryuen was definitely confused, as he also did not expect his Monster-kun to go missing. Ichinose was worried, and asked if Class D(umbass cocksuckers) if they wanted help. With none of the other two leaders admitting anything, the only possible explanation was Sakayanagi. When they found her though, they did not expect what they saw: