The Siwa Saga

chapter two - putting plans in motion pt. 1

On the car ride home, Jojo had started plotting her plans. What was a way to get rid of the acclaimed dancer without making it seem too obvious?

She thought it through and decided to recruit Miss Blue Ivy for poison ivy concentrate to use on her bows and give it to Maddie as a gift. The poison ivy would serve as a way to lure the dancer into the next phase of her revenge plan. That would serve her right.

When they arrived at their home, Jojo went straight to her room and locked the door. She waited to hear her mother drive away before sneaking out to head to Beyoncé's mansion. Mommy dearest wanted to go to her yoga class.

It was perfect.

Jojo put on her favourite bow (for good luck of course!), climbed through her windows, and jumped down. She got into her car and began her journey to the mansion, blasting her hit song "Kid in a Candy Store" along the way.

When she arrived, she parked her car in the bushes and stomped right over to the front door.

"Heyyyyy Miss Carter, I need Blue RIGHT NOW!" Jojo shouted as she bashed the door to the multi-million dollar mansion down.

Beyoncé just stared at her in disgust and said, "Gee okay bitch, let me give Sia some water first... she really be wilding down there after she heard Maddie Ziegler rejected her for the next cast of "Chandelier" Sia Edition".

Upon hearing this, Jojo grinned, not an ordinary grin but an evil one. She found something better than a straight ally but a person that Maddie offended, Miss Sia.

She was gonna break her out of Beyoncé's basement.

Jojo decided that she was going to hide in one of the many rooms of Queen B's mansion and wait till Beyoncé goes to bed to strike. She would steal the keys to Sia's jail cell, take Blue Ivy and they would drive away.

Jojo ran up the stairs and locked herself in a random room. It was pitch black, and she couldn't see a thing. She tried to find the light switch but she tripped on something... or rather, someone.

"What the fuck?"

Jojo got back up on her feet and went back to search for the light switch. She walked around the room and after five whole minutes, she found it and turned on the lights.

What she saw in the room shocked her.

"Taylor Swift?" Jojo Siwa gasped.

She was not expecting this from Beyoncé Giselle Knowles.

Oh, who was she kidding? Queen B literally had Sia locked up in her basement for years! Who would ever suspect anything from the praised singer Beyoncé herself?

"No, it's Becky."

"Bitch aren't you dead?"

"I came back like a boomerang." Becky smiled.

"That's valid. Do you wanna help me break Sia out of Bey's basement?"

Becky nodded, she had been in this room for days, months, years even. She didn't know - it had been a while. Queen B never let her out because she didn't want the paparazzi to know about how Becky survived, after her incident with marijuana.

Well, she didn't exactly survive.

Beyoncé took Becky's body the night she died and performed a ritual, to sacrifice someone in exchange for Becky's soul to come back into her body. Who was the someone? No one knew. Did it work?

It worked, of course it did. For fucks sake, it's Beyoncé. She could do anything.

Becky knew where Bey kept the keys to the cell as she once overheard her talking about it. It was in the closet up in her bedroom.

Not the only thing in the closet if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A/N me

Jojo and Becky came up with a plan, hoping that it would turn out well. They feared for what would happen if it didn't go the way it should go - they would probably end up in Bey's basement with Sia to rot for eternity. They didn't want to imagine what the conditions in that cell were like, God knows what went on in there.

Jojo left the room to distract Bey while Becky snuck into her room to retrieve the keys.

"Hey Bey, where are the bathrooms? I need to take the fattest shit!" Jojo yelled while stomping down the stairs.

"Bitch, you nasty. We don't have toilets here so shit in your hand, dig a hole in my garden, put your shit in the hole, cover it up, take Blue and get the fuck out of my mansion, I'm going to sleep."

"What mansion doesn't have toilets?" the ponytailed girl asked, making herself sound at the very least skeptical of the idea. "My candy-flavoured and bow-covered mansion has toilets for people to take a piss at least. Heck, even crack houses have toilets that function!"

Beyoncé scoffed at Jojo's question. "That's none of your business, now do your shit and get the fuck out of here."

"But I just find it weird! I mean, you're motherfucking Queen Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, you should have toilets!"

"You're plain fucking annoying, you know that?"

"Wouldn't the paparazzi talk smack about you if they found out that you let people take fat dumps in your garden?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to take a fat shit? How have you not shat your pants yet?"

Jojo could tell Bey was getting annoyed with her. Though this was usual for her (curse all those days in the ALDC), she was starting to get a little worried. Her eyes glanced up towards the master bedroom, awaiting a signal from Becky so she could break Sia out of jail, take Blue Ivy and make a run for it.

Nothing.

"She better hurry this up, or else I'm absolutely fucked," she whispered to herself.