I sat at breakfast next to Remus and Severus. I was in the middle of a conversation and Sev was looking irritated so he struck conversation with Minerva. I however was engrossed in a very interesting chat with Remus about Hinky Punks. After words not all students he left but we still resided at the table Severus now waiting for me.
"Remus", I said, "it's been wonderful to catch up- but I think I'll say goodnight", I said eyes half open. All three of us got up at the same time and I noticed a tension as we walked. I was in the middle with Severus to my left and Remus to my right- now I really felt like I was back in school. The two men- well boys in this situation- had started jeering and sizing each other up.
"Lupin I don't think she would date you if her life depended on it", Severus snarled.
"Well I don't know how she stands a dungeon bat like you", Remus spat. They were talking about me- no shit.
"Yes well at least I don't get irritable once a month", Sev snapped.
"I do not get.... Ok maybe a little bit. But maybe I want to to myself", Remus responded I bit my lips together. This would be my evening entertainment.
"Oh she's mine Lupin you know that", that sent me on edge.
"Girls girls you're both pretty", I said flicking out my wand as soon as we were out of the large wooden doors to the great hall. "Now- adhæsit- stay here and work your shit out. Remus don't give me the moon fuckery you try and pull it isn't for two weeks. As for you", I said turning to Severus, "I may be in a relationship but I am not yours sir- so your batty self needs to talk shit out am I clear?" I asked as both of them tried to walk away. "No use your stuck till I say the counter curse. I made the spell", I explained and they both looked to me, "I'll retrieve you in the morning", I said.
I walked off flicking my hair out of my face and going to my shared quarters. Remus didn't have a class till about fourth period and Severus' classes went until them tomorrow. Fun.
The next morning came and I sat up reaching out only to remember my evil deed. Good god this was fun. I got up and dressed in a semi casual outfit and headed to the dungeons. My first class was third years.
"Good morning!" I sang as they walked into the room, "Professor Snape is a bit- stuck with something at the moment so I'll be teaching- or trying too. But of no matter. How about an easy potion for today..... Uh how's about a confusing concoction? Yes!" I waved my wand and sheets of instructions divided themselves out and the students set to work. It was only then I looked at the children and smiled seeing my godsons. "Draco!" I whisper yelled, "Draco. Draco Lucius Malfoy", I said and he looked at me, "hi", I said, "did your mum tell you about the thing next week?" I asked and he nodded.
"Does she know you?" one of his friends asked.
"She does..... she's my bloody godmother", I walked behind him and slapped his head with a book.
"Be nice", I said and he cowered behind his cauldron. I walked over to Harry who looked about finished. He had a girl hovering ove this shoulder trying to help. "Trust me Miss Granger if he's anything like James he's a lost cause in potions", I said.
"My dad couldn't have been that bad", Harry said.
"Harry", I said drawing out his name, "not that bad? One time he and Sirius blew up a table and them proceeded to accidentally turn their toad into a bloody fork. How do you turn a frog into a fork with a potion", I said exasperated. Ron snorted and Harry looked down trying not to laugh. "Weasley your no better off", I added as I heard a boom behind me.
"Oops", I heard a shy voice.
"Neville please clean it up", I said and then went to pick on Draco some more because I enjoyed it a bit to much.
Finally that class came to an end and the Weasley twins walked into the room along with the rest of their aged folk. "Fred George", I said greeting them, "up to no good?" I asked and they smiled at me.
"Us? No good? Honestly Professor we never", Fred said.
"Yeah you sound like Padfoot", I smiled and they exchanged glances. Soon the room was full of bustling students. "Well Professor Snape did have something planned. I don't teach potions for a reason so I think we should go on a field trip- come on", I said walking to the door, "today we will learn how heartless the DADA teacher aid truly is.
"You didn't!" George said as we neared Severus and Remus, "your own fiancé?!" I smiled and nodded and looked at both men.
"Did you work your stuff out girls?" I asked and they looked at me.
"Yes", they said at once.
"Are you done fighting?"
"Yes'm", they responded.
"Well then- liberate", I spoke clearly and they both picked up their feet. Severus leading his class to the dungeons and Remus scurrying off to his office.
"You're mad", I heard two voices behind me.
"Alright twins give me the map I want to check something", I said both of them exchanged nervous glances. Fred finally under me blank parchment and I smiled. "Thank you. I solemnly swear I'm up to no good", I said and the ink flowed onto the paper.
Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs (along with the aid of Feli) present to you
The Marauders Map.
And Feli please don't take it back we know what you'll do with it. Ow Sirius stop it I'm writing no Prongs this is your fault you asked me to help. I didn't now shoo you bastard. I'm sorry dear. Don't lie
"Oh my god", I laughed as the twins read over my shoulder.
"Y/N are you?" Fred asked.
"Feli yes but you can't tell anyone. Also Sirius black didn't kill Peter Pettigrew look", we saw him move through the castle. The twins jaws dropped and then it hit me what o said, "boys you will get this back I promise I just need to work this out", I said quickly hurrying to my chambers that I shared. When I arrived I studied the paper and them quietly said , " mischief managed". Dear lord what have I done. I put the parchment in the drawer and crawled into bed my head now pounding from thought.
Hours later I awoke to the sound of the door to my chambers being opened and shut. "Darling?" it was Severus.
"In here", I called from the bed room. He entered and looked at me. Books were scattered around and the map lay on the nightstand.
"What have you been doing?" my fiancé asked.
"Research", I muttered getting up and walking to the window.
"I don't believe that", he spoke.
"Yeah well I was researching Peter Pettigrew", I snapped, "I'm sorry", I added facing him. Severus looked at me and shook his head. He held out both of his arms. I fell into him and he collapsed onto the bed holding me.
"Not tonight", he said, "you've just glued me to the floor and I want to sleep".
"Then sleep without me", I muttered. He lifted my head.
"Absolutely not".
