Haters Gonna Hate

Yo.

NA/: :na/ Uergh. This was not directed at the Author (boom, code-name created). Author is pretty cool. I made this in response to another person.
A/N: I removed the link to her story.

"So, like, I'm totally gonna ignore my h8ers."

Oh, get over yourselves. If you're gonna make a statement about not making a statement about some statements that were negative, then at least have fun with it. Also, I'm writing this on mobile... God save me.

There's no word counter on mobile that I'm directly aware of, so this may or may not be above 500 words and below 600. But we'll see.

I mean, surely it couldn't be that hard. Just put the counter in a corner of the screen and boom, problem solved. Some folk really depend on them counters, like me. No need to discriminate.

Wattpad moderators, this is my message to you. You can't have the mobile version have conveniences and have the desktop version have separate conveniences. For instance, I can easily find my messages and notifications on mobile. They're the first thing I see in the corner. But on desktop I have to cycle through a maze of clicking.

I bestow upon you my wonderful advice - user-friendliness will make more people support you. Weird, huh? Now, I'm not saying that I'm special and the world has to adapt to me, rather than me adapting to the world.

But the world really does need to adapt to me. I'm special.

"Jibbling biscuits! You've only been using this site for like, three days! How could you possibly want to make changes to something you're so new to?" Because I'm special.

I'm sorry, I'm not that big on self-deprecating humor. I could always try though. I mean... Am I any good at it?

No, don't leave constructive criticism! It hurts my feelings! I don't want to become a better writer! D':

To be clear, I'm not having a go at The Author. I'm having a go at other people who are like "Leave nice comments! BUT IF UR A H8R THEN SAY NOTHING. DONT LIEK? DONT REED."

Honestly, who raised you and said that you were perfect? You can't expect to be a half-baked decent writer if you don't accept at least some form of criticism. Critics aren't trying to be adversarial. Chill your tits to about 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

I think I'm off-topic. Oh well. Nope, this isn't nearly long enough. Christ, even when I open this in Chrome it refuses to give a counter.

I'm suffering first-world problems, will you please help?

Here are several more words to justify this being >500 and <600

There's no point in writing this in the browser. Where was I? Oh, yeah. You mean haters out there. Let me tell you something - I'm sensitive, so can you not? Excuse the sniffling.

Anyways, person who believes that "Breakfast Of Champions" is the worst thing she (he?) has ever read; thanks for giving me something to write about. Your services are appreciated.