drunk deuk and blackpink house

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Jisooni
lisa

Lisa
eonni
i thought no phones during date nights with jen 🥹
oh my god
is everything ok
jisoonni
oh my god unni use your phone i dont care about your rules!!!
im walking over

Jisooni
yeah you better

Lisa
what
why do you sound mad
did i do something bad

Jisooni
i wanna watch a drama and your girlfriend wont let me

Lisa
wdym 
she automatically concedes loss against you lol

Jisooni
no because we were watching bph right
then she cried when your archery ep with chaeng came on

Lisa
why are you watching bph though

Jisooni
saying she wished you were single so she can ask you out

Lisa
unni youre so dead when i tell her you told me that 😆

Jisooni
I WILL TAKE MY CHANCES
she paused it and now its frozen on your face and she wont let me touch the remote!

Lisa
what did you guys even drink 😂

Jisooni
this is serious
its not funny

Lisa
it is though
did she stop crying already??

Jisooni
no
please come collect her
i am done with this lovesick thing
and i really wanna watch that drama

Lisa
ok but only because shes crying
i hate it when i meddle with her affairs

Jisooni
oh my god you two are sickening
(thats very sweet lalisa)

Lisa
what were the parentheses for

Jisoo
dramatic effect

Lisa
unni just WHY
anyway is there anything you need from my apartment

Jisooni
my son leo

Lisa
HE IS MINE

Jisooni
idc
just come here quickly and tell jendeuk youre hers already so she stops crying

Lisa
can i tell you that thats actually making my stomach flutter
theres like a hundred moths playing inside me rn

Jisooni
whatever happened with butterflies

Lisa
moths are cool

Jisooni
not so much when theyre pestering you

Lisa
🖤

Jisooni
🤮

Lisa
🥰

Jisooni
lisa im counting to three
STOP KNOCKING SO LOUD WHAT THE HELL

Lisa
please unlock the door unni i dont wanna know what happens after three 😭

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