birthday blues

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Lisa
ROSEANNE PARK YOU BETTER TAKE THAT DOWN OR I WILL BUY OUT THAT BAKERY YOU FREQUENT AND BAN YOU

Jisoonni
chaengie i told you she'd make a fuss

Lisa
I AM JENNIES BIGGEST FAN

Rosiepoop
you told me nothing unnie!

Jisoonni
oh
i must have only said it in my mind
still counts though
anyway pardon me kids i only stayed online to greet jendeuk a happy birthday
jennie ruby jane have you had time to read my ig story!!! it's a tmi but twas cute

Rosiepoop
we're waaay cuter

Lisa
JEN AND I ARE THE CUTEST TOGETHER

Jisoonni
i love you lali and i really love jenlisa but i'm with chaeng on this one

Rosiepoop
you scare me unnie
i don't know if you mean that or you're just setting me up to fight with lisa

Lisa
GIRL
YOU are setting yourself UP to a fight with ME

Rosiepoop
the emphases are so unnecessary

Jisoonni
they definitely are
i can hear her saying them like that
try reading it aloud

Rosiepoop
oh my god you're right

Jennie
do i even wanna know what this is about

Rosiepoop
well
tldr: lisa's mad because chaennie > jenlisa and the whole world agrees
also jisoonni says she only stayed online to greet you again even when we all know she's chronically online

Lisa
WHO SAID THE WOLRD AGREES
WORLD

Rosiepoop
i just did 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jisoonni
i am not chronically online
i'm just online 24/7

Rosiepoop
it leads to that

Jisoonni
brush up on your gen z lingo kid

Rosiepoop
you are such a hater

Jisoonni
HOW DARE YOU
I AM NOT YOUR HATER

Jennie
thanks for the message and the summary rosieposie! i almost cried you sweet thing 🥺
thanks too chu unnie! i need more of those stickers tbh
lili is it really that big a deal?

Lisa
happy birthday nini 🤍
yes it is

Jisoonni
be grateful i haven't posted the one on my laptop charger

Lisa
because your biggest fan is lisa manobal

Jisoonni
should i add jen's eomma in this group chat so we can settle this once and for all

Rosiepoop
i meant it though like from the bottom of my heart i know i'll always be jennie unnie's biggest supporter 🥺

Jennie
oh my god rosie you're always the sweetest 🥺
come give me a hug the next time we meet up, yeah?

Lisa
can i join the hug
i want a hug too

Jisoonni
you're her least favorite blackpink member (including herself lol) why would they let you join

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