When Chip Babies Turn Into Real Babies

Chapter One of One

"It was totally not fair," Jo said a few days after the weed incident as they got ready for work. "Meredith and I kicked ass yesterday and we had an amazing presentation planned, but then you all got high as kites and we dropped everything to basically manage the whole Hospital. I did a solo surgery, a partial gastrectomy, and I saved a man's stomach all by myself while you ate chips and hung out with a baby, which are your two favorite things."

"Yeah," Alex could only nod and agree because babies and chips were his two favorite things, and he remembered the day with the chips and little Leo very fondly. "Hey, do you think Owen would let me babysit sometime?"

Jo just gave him a deadpan look before she continued to put the files in her bag. "And we didn't even get to do our presentations and now the whole thing is canceled! I've been stressed for weeks. I puked and got stress hives for nothing."

Alex put down his plate of eggs and walked over to her. He wrapped his arms around her waist. Jo remained stiff in his arms for a second before she sighed and relaxed, leaning against him as he kissed her cheek. "How about I make it up to you tonight, yeah? We'll get some pizza and beer and dirty the bed sheets."

Jo giggled and smiled as he rubbed his thumb over the bit of bare skin under her shirt. "That sounds great and maybe you could put your tongue to good use?"

"You know I love to please you," Alex said with a smiled as he kissed her cheek and trailed his hand lower to the button of her jeans.

He punctuated his words with kisses down her neck as his other hands slipped under the hem of her jeans. Jo giggled and turned her head to give him a proper kiss as their lips melted together before he pulled her over to the bed. There were some perks to dating an attending, in that, no one batted an eye when Alex made them late for work.

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Alex looked around the halls of the surgery ward for Arizona. She was usually here after rounds and Alex spotted her coming out of a patient's room and waved her over.

"Hey," Alex said, leaning in closer to her as Arizona gave him a weird look. "Do you by any chance have any of those weed cookies left over?"

Arizona immediately smiled and raised her eyebrows, giving him a nod. "Yeah, I've still got half the tin. You want another one after work?"

"Not for me, for Jo. She's pissed I got to get high and eat chips a day, so I thought I'd make it up to her and let her try one," Alex said with a smile.

He couldn't wait to see Jo when she was high. He could only imagine how cute a high Jo would be, as she was absolutely adorable when she was drunk.

"Look at you being all considerate and doing something sweet for your fiancée," Arizona said with a sickly sweet smile as she lightly slapped his arm with the back of her hand. "Yeah, of course. Do you want me to drop them off at the Loft?"

"Well, actually, I was thinking you could come over too," Alex said, spotting Meredith as she walked by. "Hey Mer?"

"Yeah," Meredith said, putting down her tablet and coming over to them.

"I'm going to surprise Jo with one of the weeds cookies. Do you want to come over tonight and have one too?" Alex asked, if there was one thing he loved as much as a drunk Jo, it was a drunk Meredith. The two of them together would be absolute chaos but so fun, and he couldn't wait to watch the two of them get high together.

"Oh, that'd be great," Arizona said, as she tapped the counter in excitement. "Plus, it would help with the pain relief for your hand."

"I don't know, I don't have anyone to watch the kids tonight," Meredith said, looking a little hesitant.