Draco Malfoy one shots

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Draco: Y/n
Draco: Y/n
Draco: Y/n
Draco: Y/n
Draco: Y/N!
Y/n: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Draco: Hi
Y/n:I'm going to kill you one day!
Draco:I wouldn't say that if I were you
Y/n: Why?
Draco: You do know Y/n that my family is pretty rich
Y/n: And what does that have to do with anything?
Draco: They bought me a bodyguard
Y/n: And why did the do that for you?
*Y/n walks a little closer to Draco*
*Blaise shows up out of no where*
Y/n: AHH FUCK BLAISE YOU SCARED MEH
Blaise:SOrRy
Draco: So you don't hurt me
Y/n: Aww is little Draky poo scared?
Draco: Don't act like Pansy
Blaise: hEy don't insult my girlfriend like that!
Draco: Are you talking about Y/n? Because last time I checked she was MY girlfriend
Blaise: No dumbass, I was talking about Pansy
Draco: Dude your girlfriend is obsessed with me-
Blaise: Id advise you to shut your mouth before I let Y/n kill you
Draco: BAHAHA you can't do that! My parents hired you!
Y/n: Draco your parents must be stupid to hire Zucchini over here to be your bodyguard
Blaise: one it's Zabini and two I would like to see you try to be a bodyguard!
Y/n: Draco how much is your dad paying him?
Draco: 1000 galleons why?
Y/n: I'm your bodyguard now baby
Draco: I'm going to be dead by tomorrow
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A/n
I don't know what came into my head lol hopefully you enjoyed :)