Donald was runnig tryouts when Filip came. He asked, "How's it going?" Donald told him, "Extremely bloody painful. This cunts don't have a single bit of skill." To prove his point, two of the players trying had smacked straight into each other. Filip laughed and Donald muttered, "Jesus Christ."
Shiho came and asked Donald, "How are your tryouts going?" He told her, "Don't ask. I want to throw up just by looking at them. Watching them play, makes me want to kill myself."
Filip asked, "What if we temporarily had some girls play on the team? Just until we find someone good enough." Donald looked at Shiho and she said, "If you have to." Donald told Filip, "Go find some girls who want to join." Filip nodded and left.
Two more players tried to kick the ball, but only ended up kicking each other in the balls.
Donald said, "God kill me now." Shiho giggle a bit. She immediately noticed what she did and recomposed herself. She was hoping that Donald hadn't noticed. In fact he hadn't. How did she know? She heard him yell, "MOVE FASTER YOU BLOODY INGRATES! YOU PLAY FOOTBALL AND RUN LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!"
Shiho went back to her office, and left Donald to his torture.
With Filip
Since it was lunch time, Filip decided to ask around the cafeteria if any girls wanted to join. After multiple failed attempts, he found Maho, Erika, Miho, and Koume sitting at a table and went to join them. When he sat down, they saw that he was frustrated. Miho asked him, "What's wrong?" Filip told her, "We need a temporary team until we find someone good at tryouts, but no one wants to join. They either want to do tankery or fucking flower arranging."
A couple more girls sat down and joined in on the conversation. These girls were, Kay, Katyusha, Kinuyo Nishi, Hana Isuzu, Mika, Darjeeling, and Anzu Kadotani.
They asked, "What was happening and Filip explained everything. They said that they would happily join, even if it was temporarily. Maho and Miho also agreed to join. They decided that it could be a fun experience. Filip texted Brenden.

When lunch ended, Filip took them to the field and met up with Brenden. Filip explained everything, and they started to train them as best as they could. Soon Donald came out and said, "Alright lads and lasses. We've got our first match. We're playing Paris Saint-Germain. The school one. So get ready to kick a frog's ass. Also we'll have actual Man United fans coming to cheer us on."
Filip said, "You got."
Time-Skip- Match day
The girls had gotten changed into their unfiroms. Just imagine these girls in the pictures below in Manchester United uniforms instead of the blue ones.









On the Manchester United side, sitting with Donald was Shiho Nishizumi, Chiyo Shimada and her daughter, Alice, Takayami Uzuko, the parents of the girls playing for Man U, Renta Tsuji, and the Japanese Sensha-dō Federation.
The teams came put and shook hands with each other.
The Paris Saint-Germain fans were heard banging against the chairs and singing Allez Paris Saint-Germain.

Filip saw Hana get nervous and scared. He told her, "Don't worry. Just ignore it. Besides, we have our own fans to cheer us on." Hana smiled and said, "Thank you."
The players got into their positions and the referee blew the whistle, signaling the beginning of the match. Two minutes in, the Manchester United fans started chanting.

Soon the fans started chanting, "Rena Andou, your nose is offside. Your nose is ooffsiide. Rena Andou, your nose is offside." Multiple times, making the coaches from both Paris and Man U laugh. (A/N: From here on, any chants are actual football chants, that I found on YouTube. Some are hilarious and some are absolutely brutal. I just changed some words to fit this scenario better.)
The commentator said, "Maxime Abedayor of Paris Saint-Germain has the ball." The Manchester United fans started chanting, "ABEDAYOR! ABEDAYOOOR! HIS DAD WASHES ELEPHANTS, AND HIS MOTHER'S A WH*RE!"
Beacham took the ball away and passed it to Filip. Filip kept dribbling and kicked it towards Maho, and she scored, putting United in the lead 2-0. The Man U fans started Chanting, "U-N-I-T-E-D, UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME! WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WHACK, GIVE THE DOG A BONE! WHY DON'T PARIS FUCK OFF HOME!"
O'Conner got the ball and started running with it. He passed to to Kinuyo Nishi and she szcored with a hat trick.
Manchester was leading 3-0. A player tried to tackle Zidane, but Zidane headbutted him and said, "Bon anniversaire." Donald asked Zidane, "Zidane, you French frog, why in the hell did you headbutt him and wish him a happy birthday?" Zidane said, "I don't know." Donald said, "Well that was bloody wonderful." The fans started chanting, "They're shagging the ref, they're shagging the ref. Paris Saint-Germain, they're shagging the ref." After that, they started singing the Addams family theme but changed the words to, "Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all fuck one another, the Paris family." The Paris Saint-Germain fans, tried to do the same thing as the Man U fans, but were drowned out.
Soon, Man U were winning 5-0 and large amount of Paris Saint-Germain fans were leaving the stadium with Man U fans chanting, "Is there a fire drill?"
After a some time, the ref blew his whistle signaling the end of the match. The Manchester United fans started singing Glory Glory Man United.

Of you're wondering where I got the chants from, here are the videos.


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FanfictionShiho Nishizumi receives a letter from the Japanese National School Board, telling her to start up an all-boys program, and she doesn't know what to do. That is until she bumps into a man on the street, and he gives her an idea.
