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Samuru: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Rudy : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Riki: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Rudy : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Simon: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Rudy : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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