hello all my lovely chums and thank you for taking time to read this book of absolute madness. before anything else is said I think some introductions are in order!
so firstly i shall introduce... ME! you can all call me raspberry. I'm your average chonky himbo standing at a proud 6 foot 1. I am the owner of this body and the brain that these conversations take place. if you are like me and you like to visualise the story you are reading in your head, imagine me and my head friends are talking in a comfy sitting room because that's what i do. now without further delay i shall introduce my head friends, which shall be spoken in the first person.
oh, I'm first!? oh okay umm hi! you guys can call me Toxic Chemicals or just Toxic for short. I'm the chaotic side of this brain and also the smallest (everyone says I'm 4 foot 11 but actually 5 foot. don't listen to their lies!) i wear a lot of bright colours and have dyed green and pink hair, it matches my favourite hoodie. i really really like sugar and anything sweet, my friends sometimes have to tell me off for eating sugar purely from the bag 'cause "sugar will rot your teeth" like guys we're fictional characters in an autistics head, WE DON'T NEED TO CARE FOR OUR DENTAL HEATH. anyway, thats all i wanna say for now, goodbye!
Okay me next, might as well get this over and done with. Yo wassup, I'm Damian, i'm kinda the dad of this whole group, as well as the voice of reason 90% of the time, and i'm pretty much your average emo twink. there's not much to my personality other than my crippling monster addiction (ultra paradise is my favourite) and mine and Toxic's shared love for body modifications. i'm also in charge of maintaining, dying and styling everyone's hair which comes as a hassle considering one of us, who you'll meet later on, likes to dye his hair every time there's a minor inconvenience. well thats all i wanna write, so goodbye my lovely readers.
huh? me now? oh okay here goes nothing. hello, my name is Moki. im basically a human-cow himbo hybrid, i even got some little bull horns on my head but they're only small. i'm quite anxious and don't talk much, i often like to be hidden and not seen by others but i like being around people while they're having conversations so i can listen in. i am the tallest amongst the head friends at 5 foot 11, toxic likes to remind me of this height by climbing on my himbo muscles. i'm sleepy almost all the time and take naps quite a lot, sometime's with one or more of the others while having cuddles cause i radiate a lot of heat. thats all i really wanna say so i'll be going now, bye bye lovelies.
hm? me next!? fuck okay lets get this over with. wassup, i'm slasher, arguably the coolest one here despite what someone, cough Damian cough, might say. i like dying my hair a lot and making clothes to beat bad people up in. i also give Damian and toxic their piercings when they want new ones but i'm currently cutting toxic off until the little gremlin admits to being 4 foot 11. my greatest feature is my mohawk, looks sick as fuuuck, especially when its fully up. aight i'm off to shot gun a monster so i'll see you bitches, bros and non-binary hoes later.
oh wow, leaving the best for last are we, perfect. greetings my esteemed friends and it it lovely to be introducing my self to you all. you can call me prince and i must say it is a pleasure to have a slot in this book to be all about me! oh what to start with oh theres so much! i guess we can start with me being the best person in this brain and defiantly the most handsome. i'm not like the riffraff that is the others in this head but the are my friends so i try to get along with them. i spend my days drinking tea with moki and watching documentaries with Damian. i dress as a prince should in a shirt, pants and waist coast with a lovely golden crown placed upon my head. now i would love to talk to you all about my self but the other are trying to rush me so i shall goodbye for now, ta ta.
now that all those introductions are all out the way i, raspberry, shall wish you all a lovely night and a very pleasant evening. bye for now
YOU ARE READING
conversations between me and the people in my head
Humoryeah this is basically what the title says it is. don't expect much just some randomness