I'M COUGHING SO HARD

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SO BASICALLY MY MOM ACCIDENTALLY OUTED ME TO MY HOMOPHOBIC SISTER IN LAW (yes the same one 🙁) AND I'M LAUGHING SO HARD PLSS IDK WHY I'M LAUGHING I THINK I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CRY 🙁

So this is basically how it went down ⬇️

So my mom was talking about how I'm going to need a partner to cook for me when Im older (I can cook but im lazy- and also I mostly only eat Italian food so yeah 🙁)
And my sister in law was there, yk talking and stuff sooooo let me just get to to the juicy part

My mom said "oh God please give my daughter a husband, or wife 😊, to cook for her 🙏😱" and again, my sister in law was right there and heard it
LMAOO HER FACE WAS PRICELESS 😧

ANYWAY UH WAIF IT ISN'T PRIDE MONTH ANYMORE???? WHAT OMG- THIS PRIDE MONTH SUCKED TBH LIKE THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT HAPPENED WAS "BE WHO YOU ARREEEEE"

anyways,
Gay rights!

Side note : why did my keyboard suggest this "👬👨‍❤‍💋‍👨" when I typed "gay" plsss

Wait I kinda wanna see what it says for lesbian
Omfg it suggested "👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩" HELPP

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