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BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
"Well if it isn't Bojack Horseman!!!"
"Yeah. Hey. Quit the facade. "
"What's up Buddy?" Mr. PeanutButter exclaimed.
"Uh....," he took a faltered sigh. "It's about (Y/n)."
"Oh...?"
"No, like. I think I really fucked up this time. Not that that's anything new." Bojack's voice sinks.
"Oh I'm sure it's fine!!!! (Y/n) loves you!!!"
He cheers enthusiastically.
"Sheeeee....what now??"
Mr. PeanutButter grew silent. "....Why wouldn't she?"
"(Y/n). (Y/n) (l/n) loves me?" Bojack's voice grew hesitant and uneasy.
Mr. PeanutButter took an defeated sigh. ".....yeah..."
"....Oh god...." He became breathless, hanging up the phone with Mr. PeanutButter. "Then I really fucked it up didn't I?....like I always do....."
Everything faded to black as he hit the ground of his living room.
"Aw shoot!" Mr. PeanutButter sulked, "I didn't get to ask him about doing that musical with (y/n)! "
"Aweee, don't sweat it! You could always ask him tomorrow!" Diane chimed in.
"Diane. Rehearsal's tonight...."
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"Fuck! How long was I out? " Bojack lifts himself off the floor, rubbing his forehead. It was 6:30pm. "Just in time to pick up (y/n)."
Bojack snuck through security and made his way into the water park to find (y/n) and mess with her, what he did best. He found her working at the slides on the kids play set, her and her work buddies called it 'Lag 4'. Bojack had almost memorized everything in that park knowing (y/n). "Hey chicky."
(Y/n) jumped. "How the hell did you get in here, did you pay?"
"Oh yeah sureeee! For this park? Only idiots would."
"Tell me about it, this place is a dump."
"COULD YOU GO DOWN THE SLIDE ANY FASTER?" Bojack yelled at one of the kids.
"Bojack. They're supposed to stand there. They have to wait for them to get off. " She points to the kid reaching the bottom of the slide.
"Your job is annoying."
"Oh believe, you don't have to tell me twice. All I do all day is scream at kids, and adults that act like kids."
Bojack leaned against the bars near the slide. "Mhm. A death wish."
