armin, hange, sasha x reader

convincing

"h-h-h-h-h-hey UwU 🥺🥺"

"bitch what the fuck do you want musty hoe-
"oh shit you're hot" armin said, admiring your huge mommy milkers.

"wanna make out?" you asked in the sexiest way possible.

"hell yeah bitch, come sit on me." armin replied. you could see his giant penis getting bigger by the second, like lord farquaad.

"t-t-t-thanks m-my l-l-l-l-little b-baka 😝"

"shut up and stop stuttering. come fuck me whore."

"i'm sorry colossal daddy, but we should wait for hange and sasha."

"yes omg they're hot too bestay 😮" armin said, his eyes lighting up more bright then the fire than burned him.

sashas pov
"HEY GIRLIE WASSUP 😛" sasha said, sugawara walking towards hange, the sexiest person alive. (god i want her to rail me to the floor)

"kill all men." hange chanted

"wtf"

"kill all men"

"stfu i'm asking you to rail me, y/n, and armin"

"oh okay."

"wanna hook up with us?"

"yes."

"ok bitch meet me in the hot tub outside tonight, we can plan everything else out with a little make out sesh in between 😍"

"bet."