armin, hange, sasha x reader

school

"okay class, there will be a talent show tonight lol" said your hot teacher, mr monke man zeke.

the whole class gasped.

"no way bro; i can do some really good sex positions,can do that and definitely win!!" said conny.

"yeah bro! so cool!" said eren. he was gonna do some stand up comedy.

"ereh, what jokes are you gonna use?"

"great question mikasa! here's one: why would i never go to a party with janitor levi?"

"i don't know ereh! why wouldn't i with that sexy beast?!"

"because he would LEAVE I!"

the whole class laughed

"y/n, what are you going to do?" asked historia, ymir was wrapping her arms around her and they were having sex in the middle of class. monke man zeke didn't mind.

"i-i think im gonna sing fight song 🥺🥺"

the whole ass crack class gasped.. again.

"no way hoe! a poopy head like you can never sing fight song!" teased floch (floch if you're seeing this i hate you go choke on glass)

you run out of the classroom crying. sasha comes after you..