Janet:*pulls away cutlery* "I-I-I- I love u Jane"
Jane: "I love u too but my love, I must go" *tears start cutlet forming*
Child: " these mf better get together working the next week or ill start killing my ass of a dad faster" *child says as stabing the cat with steroids*
With Jane and Janet still making out child slowly makes their way down to the basement where all of their body's are they throw the cats there too along with many other rodents,dogs,cats,birds,snakes,some worms lots of worms, pesto James,the neighbor, the other neighbor, Janes husband,the old city mayor, the boy who looked at them funny, etc and next on there list was their own father
Jane:"it's to late if I don't leave now I may never be able to see u again"
Janet: "but why we both love eachother so and we have everything we need we just have to cut out the middle man... literally"
Jane:"oh Janet my love I wish it was the easy, but now I must go"*slowly cries sadly*
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HumorWe don't talk about this (It's also a joke so pls don't take it seriously)