Kidnapper: *on speaker* We have your child. If you want us to give her back, you have to send us money.
Jennie: Child? I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: *confused* Then whose kid is this who kept shouting "oh my god" whenever we pass by any stray cats on the road and now, *sighs* she's teaching some dance.
Chaeyoung: *panics* Oh no. They have Lisa!
Kidnapper: Yes. Now if you—
Lisa: *shouting at the background* What's wrong with you? You dance wrong!
Lisa: You don't have to do the hands like this. It looks too dull. Youknowwhatamsaying?!
Lisa: And I told you to smile! Why didn't you smile?
Lisa: I told you to smile but you just ignored my word and—
Lisa: *squeals* Oh my god! A cat! Mister, can we please keep that cat?! Please, pwease.
Lisa: Oh my god! There's another cute cat! Sir, can we please keep them.
Kidnapper: *sighs* No—
Lisa: *states in a serious tone* I'll pay for their expenses. Name the price—
Jisoo: *knowingly smirks*
Kidnapper: *sighs* Never mind. You can have her back.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionsome parts aren't mine and were converted. credits to the owner 😁
