The Slitheen-Blathereen Return

The Return of The Slitheen-Blathereen

On a ship there were some aliens the Slitheen-Blathereen Leef and Tree the are both Husband and Wife Tree being male and Leef being the female. They were on their ship stuffing their faces with rackweed which is a plant they eat and they are addicted to it aswell. Suddnly there is a malfunction with their teleport systems and they both telepott into a kitchen in somones house. Leef: Where are we?. Tree: I dont have a clue. Wherever we are we need to leave and get back to our ship. Leef: I agree. Suddenly a young blond female human walks around the corner and into the kitchen. She is holding a pan and drops it on the floor the pan crashes to the ground making a loud sound. Ahhhh be careful Leef says as she let out a small fart. Noise is our weakness. Tree looks at Leef quickly. Tree: You idiot you weren't supposed to say that now the human knows. Tree and Leef turn towards the young girl quickly. The girl stutters w w-what are you?. Leef and Tree reply. We are called Slitheen-Blathereen and we won't hurt you we promise. Leef: What's your name?. My name is Lucy and what were you talking about before by the when I dropped the pan didn't you mention something?. Leef: Err no no. Leef quickly changes the subject. So do you have a family Leef asks the girl. Yes I do the girl responds.

Suddnly Leef and Tree get and electric shock on their collers and they teleport back to their ship including the young female. Tree: Well it looks like we're back home on our ship. The girl Lucy takes a glance around and says where are we?. Leef: This is our home this is our ship. Lucy: Nice looks good quick question I am dreaming or is this real?. Leef: This is all real and we are real aliens. Lucy: cool.

Lucy then spots the rackweed on the table. Lucy: What's that on the table? Over there the green stuff. Leef and Tree: That is our food called rackweed. Tree turns to Leef and whispers quietly don't you think we're telling her just a little bit too much? Leef: Or shall we just go in for the kill as we need to hunt. Lucy looks at Leef and Tree what are both taking about?. Leef and Tree: Nothing by the way can you just come here a minute. Ok Lucy replies. Leef quickly wraps her claws around Lucy but she just about manages to escape. Lucy: What where you going to do to me then!!!!??. Leef: We just wanted to get it over with quickly basically killing you. Lucy: Not on my watch. Lucy then quickly temporarily freezes Leef and Tree. Lucy: Yess take that and now that gives me time to try and figure out how to kill you myself.

Lucy takes a walk around the ship and finds a computer she makes to log in and finds some files about Leef and Trees weaknesses. Ha I'm alot smarter than you both Leed and Tree Lucy says to herself before opening the file on the computer. Mmmm let's see Lucy says. Here we go weaknesses. The file says.

The Slitheen-Blathereen aliens are an alien race and the main weakness is Loud noise. The Slitheen-Blathereen mainly eat a plant called Rackweed which is green it can be destroyed with loud continuous sound. If it is eaten by the eater and a loud noise is played the eater will begin feeling wired in their stomach. They will then feel like something is moving in their stomachs and also the eater will experience uncontrollable farting which will make them explode due to farting so much and so hard.

Lucy closes the file. We'll then that's what they were talking  about before and I did notice when I had the pan and dropped it they diddnt like that ha I've got them now. Lucy unfrezes the Leef and Tree. Well well well Lucy says: I know you weakness. It takes a few seconds for Leef and Tree to snap back into it. What did you do to us? Leef says? Lucy says again I know your weakness and I froze you both and you thught I was just a dumb girl well I'm alot more intelligent than you think I am Lucy and I am here to save the day save the world from creatures like you. And once again I know your weakness and guess what. Leef and Tree stare at Lucy before replying. Tree and Leef: What?. Lucy: I know what happend to you in a diffrent timeline you both confronted a woman called Sara Jane Smith back in the year 2009 and you wrecked havoc in their timelime and do you want to know what happend to you both in that timelime. Tree and Leef: What happemd to us? Lucy looks towards the computer and gets it to show what happend to Leef and Tree in the alternate timeline. Lucy then looks back towards Leef and Tree and says you both blow up wifh your own farts so basically you die via explosive farts. And by the way we are in the year 2021 just so you know.

Tree and Leef both look at each other and gulp. Tree: I think I remember what happend to us. I remember it now. Leef: So do I no no no. Lucy: Well you ate a bit too much of your plant rackweed in that timeline and guess what you both have in this timeline.

Suddnly a button appears in Lucy's hand. Lucy: If I press this you will both die and I think I'm going to do it. Leef: No nooo please don't Tree gulps. Tree: No no we don't want to die not again no please we will both do anything you want please don't kill us. Lucy: Nope this has to happen. Leef: No please Lucy have mercy we didn't mean to try and hurt you before we swear. Lucy: Well again its going to happen I don't have mercy in fact us humans on earth don't show mercy well sometimes we do sometimes we don't but in this case it's me holding the button and I don't have mercy!!!. Leef: Nooo please we beg you. Tree: Noooo please don't!!. Lucy: No mercy bye Leef bye Tree. Lucy presses the button setting off the loud sound.

Tree and Leef: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahh. Leef: Why have you done this o god nooo. Leef and Tree look down at their stomachs as their stomachs start to gurgle. Leef: Reverse this o gosh. Lucy: Sorry not possible bye bye!. Its explosive fart time. Lucy watches as Leef and Tress stomachs start moving they both start to fart very hard Tree: Ahhhh my stomach o god nooooo what have you done. Leef: Noooooo o god. Tree and Leef let out their last farts look back down at their stomachs brefily and back up a Lucy and then Tree and Leef both explode covering Lucy in their remains. Lucy wipes away the remains from her eyes and says to herself.  So they literally farted themselves to death  then.

Lucy laughs for a a second and then stops turns around and walks through a door.

The End.

Hope you enjoyed this story this is my 1st story and is based off the Sarah Jane Adventures Episode The Gift.

I made this Storyline / plot up so it isn't already created or exists to my  knowledge. There will be a part 2 to this soon where Lucy figures out a way to get back home. These stories will be quick ish to read through and at the most wil take around 5ish minutes to read all together. But hope you enjoyed my 1st story and I will be making several more and i don't know how often new books will be published by me but you will see them anyway whenever I think of something. I do apologise if there are any spelling mistakes in here aswell there might be and there might not im not sure. But anyway thanks for reading my 1st books and there will be many more to come. Have a good day or night wherever you are in the world. : )