Mcyt + reader oneshots (platonic!!)

May I have a pinch of gender

Ranboo + genderfluid streamer y/n
He/they/she pronouns

This chapter is pretty much just a self projection, so y/n has their real name private and secret from the public, since that's what it would be like for me if I were a streamer.

Ranboo sat at his computer, streaming minecraft. He had hopped onto the dream smp to do some mining, and was talking to the stream while he did.

He was alerted to the presence of one of his friends when chat began to explode.

SimpInnit: o/n!!!

L8_night_loser: Yooooooo hey o/n

ReddRexx: who's o/n???

Butterbee: omggg

Ranboo smiled. He had met y/n a few months before, when they were still a pretty small streamer. In celebration of his one year twitch anniversary he had been raiding small twitch streamers the whole week, and one of those he happened to raid was y/n. He watched the stream for a bit, having decided to stick around, and eventually gave him a follow and a sub. The two were fast friends, and sometimes streamed together. Y/n had gained a pretty decent following, and was incredibly thankful, even though she just streamed for fun.

"O/n is here? Yooo what's up" Ranboo looked through the chat to see if y/n had said something that he missed, only seeing a simple 'Heyo Ranboo'. Just then his eyes caught sight of another message.

O/n: Genderman, may I pleaseee have a pinch of gender. A dono stole my gender while I was streaming earlier

Ranboo burst into laughter, and had to take a moment to calm down. "Wow the gender gremlin himself got her gender stolen. How terrible for them." Chat was a mix of 'rip' 'o7' and pepo cry emotes.

O/n: HAND OVER THE GENDER BOO BOY

Ranboo laughed again, as y/n began to spam the same message over and over. Luckily they were vip, and couldn't get punished for spam. Just as he was about to respond to the spam of messages, he got a discord call.

To no surprise of his, it was y/n. He clicked to accept the call, and was immediately met with pleads from his friend. "Pleaseeeee Ranboooooo"

Ranboo thought for a second playing into the bit. "Hmm I don't know o/n. I think you would've put up more of a fight to someone taking your gender hoard."

Y/n exaggerated a fake sob, leaning into their mic so that his voice came out loud and distorted. After funny mic sob was over, she leaned back and continued their pleading, now in some strange old-timey accent. "Please sir, just a smidgen of gender for a poor gender goblin such as myself"

"And what if I say no?"

"Then I will regain my gender stash the only way I know how." They paused dramatically, before continuing "Theft... or mass murder I'll decide on the way there"

"On the way where??" Ranboo said with a laugh, making his voice sound slightly concerned.

Y/n leaned into the mic once again, this time not making their voice distorted but instead saying "you'll see" ominously into the mic.

The two friends burst into laughter, calming down after a bit. Ranboo listened as the text to speech read at a dono, and chuckled. "Hey o/n, I just got a dono saying that they'll give you their gender."

As if she was a mob boss, he said "Ah wonderful, my hoard grows already. Soon I'll have enough gender to take over the world! Mwahaha"

The two continued to talk, making gender jokes here and there, until eventually Ranboo ended his stream.