Y=your name
Y/n: I am a soldier defender of the innocent but a cold ruthless murderer to those I consider my enemies
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3rd personYa boi was just walking around town
And conveniently missing some lighting dust so and it just so happens that there's a dust shope in front of me it called dust till dawn
1st person
Y:man I feel like there's a pun in that name I just can't tell where
3rd person
So the young mc walks into the store
And walks up to the cashier
1st person
Y:can I get some lighting dust please
Cashier:sure here you go that will be 20 lien
Y:thanks
3rd person
And so are mc walks out not knowing what would occur moments laterTimeskip
3rd person
Our mc has walked on home went to sleep and is now waking upY:shiiiiiiit ima be late to the bullhead
3rd person
We can now see are mc running at 15 mph despite having like 105 pounds of armor on but hey anime logic can still apply to a bookTimeeskiipppp
1st person
Y:holy shit I'm out of shape I just barely made that
???: everyone will think your the bee's knees
???2: I don't wanna be the bee's knees
I wanna be a normal girl with normal knees
???3:excuse me *vomits*???:guess the view isn't for everyone
???2:yeah guess not ewww yang there's vomit on your shoe
yang:ewwww get it off get it off
Clifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhangggggggggggeeeeeeeerrrr good night good morning Orrrr good afternoon