"Oh~ oh~!". Distant moans are heard from inside the bedroom. "Jeremy I... I didn't think you would be ready for this. For us". Salad fingers caresses Jeremy's scalp like a cute dog and continues the silence while looking his lover in the eye.
"Jeremy.. My husband must not know about this!".
Out of no where, Margaret Stuart Baxter slams open the door. "What?!?" Salad Fingers yelled. "Steve from Minecraft is coming home soon?" Salad fingers says while slowly turning his head to Jeremy. "You need to go Jeremy, I don't want my hubby, Steve seeing you and I together. He knows about our past!"
Salad fingers turns to Margaret, waiting for her to finish her sentence. "He's in the drive way right now!?!" SF said in a panicked tone. "Jeremy quick! Hide under the bed or in the closet where you belong!"
As loud, echoing footsteps are coming up the stairs, Salad fingers rips off Jeremy and quickly tosses him into an empty cupboard, along with Margaret.
The door is swung wide open and...
