The rain trickled off of the roof, leaving odd patterns that were soon replaced by another. Cullen could hear the guitar from the gate, but regardless he opened the gate. His converse were soaked through, he really shouldn't have worn them. His light taps on the glass went unheard so he tried the knob. It turned and he let himself in. Walking up the twisting staircase to Johnny's music room, the noise kept getting louder. Cullen didn't mind though, they both shared a passion for guitar. Opening the final door standing between him and the music, Cullen was greeted with a 'wonderful' site. Johnny was sitting against the wall practicing a solo without a shirt on. He was so focused on the solo that he barely noticed Cullen enter.
"Hey!", Cullen yelled. Johnny stopped playing and looked up,
"Why are you in my house?", he questioned.
"My dog scared me off...", Cullen replied, just slightly louder than a whisper.
"Anyway...I was just practicing."
"Yeah, I know...", Cullen rubbed the back of his neck blushing furiously.
"...Oh, do you want me to put a shirt on?" Johnny smirked and stood up, stepping closer to Cullen. Cullen was actually a tomato now, he almost fainted from Johnny's lack of abs.
"Um no, this is the most action I've gotten all year.", Cullen joked back, but he wasn't joking. This was the most action Cullen had ever gotten.
"So Cullen, I've been practicing a lot of guitar lately and these fingers are very talented now!" Johnny leaned in and whispered the last part into Cullen's ear. Cullen almost died because all the blood in his system rushed to his doodly boop.
"Ummmmm...I've gotta go, I have a doctors appointment at the dentist.", Cullen tried to pull away and hide is 4 inch boner. Johnny grabbed his arm and threw him to the floor. Cullen squirmed on the fur rug, but he could not escape his hairy prison.
"All aboard the steam train.", Johnny screamed into his ear. Cullen shuddered in anticipation, and suddenly his shirt was open. He has been wearing one of the stupid ones with clasp buttons that made them really easy to rip open.
"I thought you were straight, Johnny!", Cullen said.
"I thought so too," Johnny whispered back, "but you're small magic wand and tiny body just made me so attracted to you."
"Oh!" Cullen squeaked out as Johnny roughly grabbed his crotch. Johnny smirked, which really didn't look good, but Cullen was just happy to be truly loved. His parents had died long ago in a terrible zoo accident.
"Who is that coming over the hill? Is it the penis? Is it the penis???" Johnny sang as he removed all other clothing on both their bodies. Cullen tried to escape, but Johnny's 8 inch candy cane, which was actually just a huge candy cane.
"Jesus Christ, were gonna get diabetes!" Cullen screamed!
"Pretty much.", Johnny replied. Then Cullen got up and left because his mom called a taxi to bring him home.
The end.
