I was high when i wrote this .
One fine Morning I woke up with headache... Realized I asked shooting star to make me Y/N when I was drunk...
WHY I WROTE THIS BOOK 🤡☠️
THIS BOOK IS ALL THE DUMP THAT GENERATES IN MY MIND NO GRAMMAR NO STORY RANDOM SC...
Those who reached here really deserves Oscar coz mostly ppl left.
Jungkook and I froze like ice seeing my dad sitting on couch with arms folded.
Dad : who is this boy? 🧐
Me : eh..- he.. umm Jungkook... Jeon Jungkook.. my best friend 😶
Dad : hmm? 🤨 BEST FRIEND HUH? Oyy SEE HER AS YOUR SISTER 🤬
Jungkook : umm y-yes uncle- ,😰
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Here I was trying not to laugh seeing his state 🤣
Dad : ok now get ready we all are going for some office dinner. 🤓
Me : uh- ?😟 I don't want to I am bus-
Dad : NO 😑 THIS TIME THAT EXCUSE
"pApA I HaVe To StUdY" WON'T WORK. AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU STUDY 😈 SEE THIS-
Dad took out phone and started doing in it
Dad : THIS
I bent a little to see... And it was....
A PICTURE OF ME WATCHING SOMETHING IN LAPTOP
Jungkook; 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 (she is fucked up)
Me : uh.. uh.. t-this..😶💀 this I was watching lectures-
Dad : I know daughta which teacher takes lecture at 2 am 🤓🔪🔫
Me :...⚰️💀
~~~~~~ at restaurant
Jungkook: Bitch why don't you wear something sexy huh? 😏
He pushed my shoulder a bit
Me : 😑 I love to be a paper bag IT'S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL😃
JUNGKOOK : But paper bag is not an animal you nuts 🙄
Me : uum- .. HEY WHY YOU CAME IN MY DINNER HUH? 😬
Jungkook: um- 😶 .. I ..
Me : 😁🔪 hehe now obey me my child
I swinged my arm in his shoulder walking together and mom dad were already inside
There were lots of people inside the restaurant as if they entirely booked it. With drinks and food.
Jungkook suddenly poked my cheek
Me : AYY!
Jungkook: HEY HEY LET'S HAVE SOME DRINK I NEVER DRANK IN MY LIFE 😃😃
(he is so EXCITED)
Me : DRINK AND GET LUNG CANCER PABO! GOOD PEOPLE DON'T DRINK LIVE LONG AND SPEND MONEY IN GOOD THINGS RATHER THAN YEAST FERMENTATION OF ANAEROBIC RESPIRATION
(Y/N - heyy Authornim why are you giving me those science dialogues huh? 😬
Author : chill Y/N child 🙂😇 this book is holy as I said and it's my duty to teach my kids good things instead of drinking and all)
Back to story!
Jungkook: let's drink only once.. pweaseee 😰😔🤧🤧😢 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😔😔😰😰😰
Me : NAH NOT (Taehyung)
I was looking around when I found a familiar face..
I suddenly grabbed Jungkook's hand and we got under the table 😏
Jungkook: what the-
Me : SHHHHHH I saw someone
Jungkook: who?
Me : PARK JIMIN!!!!
ME AND Jungkook: 💀
Suddenly the table above our head lifted up and we looked up to find waiter staring us like this: 😐
Waiter : get a room kids..😐
Me and Kook : 😳
Me : WE HAVE TO HIDE JUNGKOOK SOMEWHERE!!!
Kook : I HAVE IDEA!
Me : where???
Jungkook: kitchen!!🤓
Me : wtf- NO HEY WAIT A DAMM MINUTE YAH YOU RIGHT YOU GENIUS I LOB YOU! 😃
Jungkook : 😳 uh.. I really Lo-
Me : let's go!!
Jungkook: it's been a while... 😔
Me : bro it's just 8 minutes.. and 20 seconds we are in a kitchen cabinet
Jungkook: but I am bored 😑
Me : LET'S PLAY STONE PAPER SCISSORS
Jungkook: you sure you in highschool? Seems like kindergarten 🤡
I slapped his head
Ouch!
Unknown: yes pack that into box too! Grab all wine bottles HEHEHEEJHE we won't get such brands ever in life 😃😈
Me and Kook suddenly stopped.. he opened cabinet a Little and we peek a bit
Who are these ppl? Will you make your life out of this party or not?
_________ wait for pt 3 thank you_____
I KNOW I KNOW I KEPT A CLIFFHANGER 🤓 COZ NOW ITS AROUND 700 WORDS AND I DON'T WRITE LONG ASS CHAPTERS COZ I LIKE CRUSTAL CLEAR SHORT CHAPTERS
Now make this book reach 1k my dream coz I never reached there
