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Sebastian: My lord may I ask something?

Ciel: Yes go ahead.

Sebastian: When are you going to let me keep a cat?

Ciel: *sighs* Never Sebastian, never.

Sebastian: BUT why!?

Ciel: You idiot I'm allergic to cats! With their stupid hair everywhere.

Sebastian: ....I could get a hairless cat....

Ciel: (0.o) No. Not even a hairless cat.

Sebastian: But whhyyy

Ciel: Cuz it would look freaky duh. Also I don't like cats.

Sebastian: Well I don't like dogs...

Ciel:.....Woof >:-D .....

Sebastian: *frowns* Does this mean you're a dog person?

Ciel: I don't like most animals in general, Sebastian. Now. Go make me tea. With a sweet dessert that goes along with it!

Sebastian: Yes my lord....

Ciel: *leaves*

Sebastian:*whispers* One day......cats will roam throughout this mansion! MUEHHEHEH!!!!!!!

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