Ciel: Im more fabulous than Alois *whips hair*
Alois: Thats bull shit your just jealous!*sticks tounge out*
Ciel: You're disgusting ! You and your booty shorts! *shakes butt as an example* I'm more popular! I'm the main character!
Sebastian: Actually My Lord, we did a voting and...its seems that the public favors Alois more...
Ciel:WHAT*looks at Alios* *screams internally*piece of..
Alios: Can't hear you, you stupid wannabe pirate! IM MORE FABULOUS NENENENEH
Ciel: AWE come ON! He looks like a girl! He totally tricked me last time when he licked my ear..*shudders*
Alois:*whispers in Ciel's ears* But I tricked you didn't I? You probably liked it too...
Ciel: *is 300% percent done with this shit* oh SHUT UP *stabs him with a sword * remember that you still look gross in booty shorts*puts on shades* lets go Sebastian
Claude: *stares* He truly IS Fabulous!!