⚠️ WARNING: May be offensive it some, sooooo no offense! ⚠️
We all know Twizzlers! 😀
And if you don't.....DON'T LIE TO ME I KNOW YOU DO! 😡💅
But If you REALLY don't know...then go do your research kids! 👶
But the point is: I DON'T LIKE Twizzlers! 🤢
And instead of just leaving it at that like a normal human being, I'm here to ramble about why I don't like them! 😂
‼️WARNING: IF YOU LIKE TWIZZLERS PLEASE EXIT UNLESS YOU WANT TO RAGE‼️
The main reason I hate Twizzlers is because they fail to pass every single quality that makes candies GOOD candies! ❌
So let's go through them! :
Taste - Twizzlers taste horrible! The flavoring is so faint that you can barely taste it! 😒
Texture/Feel - The swirly print makes my tongue feel so weird and I feel like if I didn't swallow I could chew through it like gum! 😤
Smell - It smells like nothing and it makes me nauseous! 🤮
Look - I don't go by looks with candy! ❌
Okay, see? It just doesn't qualify as a GOOD candy! 🍬 🍭
Anyways, before we end this part I have a short story time about Twizzlers! ✌️
Title: MMMM I LOVE SOGGY TWIZZLERS!!!!!!
So my hate for Twizzlers started when I was a itty bitty toddler 👶
And I used to go to this swimming class 🏊♀️
I believe it was called: The Goldfish , I'm not sure! 🐠
It wasn't actually where I learned to swim, I did that at a British class ✌️
But anyways, after a class they would give us a mini Twizzler 🤮
Since I didn't like them, I would always throw it out near the exit door where there was a trashcan 🗑
I actually think nobody else liked them bc I saw half of the students do the same 😂😂😂
Anyways, one day the trash was too full because to spark your understanding, it was a tiny trash can 😃
So I did the most ridiculous thing! 😤
I spit up my half chewed Twizzler stick in an area where another swimming class was in literal session. 😳
I'm pretty sure the instructor saw but didn't say anything about it .....😂
Anyways, my mom doesn't know to this day so maybe I'll tell her 🤔
Okay that's it! Bye ✌️
Question for chat:
If you despise Twizzlers like me feel free to complain about them in the chat, I will enjoy reading it! 😂😂😂
And, what candy do you hate the most? ❌❤️
