Adam and Eve and Apes

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You and Draco have been married for 7 years now. One day, you were cooking dinner while Draco was reading to your little son, Scorpius. He got up and came to you with a confused look on his face.

"Mummy?"

"Yes Scorp?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Go on"

"Where did humans come from?"

You smiled at him and replied, "Humans were apes at first and then as time passed by they grew and became humans."

"So, humans were apes?"

"Yes"

"Oooh, that's interesting", He went back to his father with a grin on his face.

As they were not sitting very far away from me, I could clearly hear them, and couldn't help overhearing.

"Daddy?", he called out for Draco.

"Yes Scorp?"

"I have a question for you"

"What is it?"

"How did the world start?"

"Scorpius...listen carefully, okay? Once upon a time there were two people, Adam and Eve, they started the world.

"But...mummy said humans came from apes."

"Well, mummy must be telling her side of the story."

After about a split second, you understood what he meant.

"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY", You yelled and ran towards him with a knife in your hand.

"Love?", he turns around confused as to why you were yelling his name. As soon as he saw you, he immediately got up from the couch and started backing away from you. "Why are you holding up a knife, y/n?

"You know very well, Draco", you replied, slightly breathless.

"Hey-I didn't do anything, ask Scorpius." He turns to Scorpius and continues, "Scorp, did I-"

"You better run for your life, Draco Malfoy", you say getting closer.

You two just run around the living room, Draco running from you, and you running after him, while Scorpius was having his own little time laughing at you two.

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