Harry potter shorts

Note: Ron + muggle world = disaster!

Author: Thanks for reading! Art is not mine, and story is unedited.

"Is this the muggle world? It is so cool! So many cars without enchantments! They run on ekeltricity! Is that a TRAFFIC LIGHT?", Ron asked Harry. They were on the crowded streets of London, walking to Hermione's house to see her family. Harry was scared that Ron would reveal that they were wizards.

"Ronald Weasley! Act like a local person!" Harry snapped, but Ron went on, obsessing about the traffic light turning green. Just then, Harry saw some trouble, and hoped Ron would not see it: a telephone booth. Unfortunately, Ron ran inside the booth.

"A FELLYTONE ROOM! Amazing! I even remember Hermione's number!". Ron dialed her number and went on about the "fellytone" "HERMIONE!!!! I am using a fellytone! Do not say it is telephone, because you once told me it is a fellytone! This actually works! AMAZING! I am amazing!..", Ron was screaming, and Harry saw a lady stare at Ron.

"I know, he is acting crazy, but we have not seen any working telephones on the way. Now you go away! Mind your own business!", Harry said. The lady looked rather confused, but she walked away.

The next moment, he heard Ron screaming. "I broke the fellytone! Aaaaaahhhhh! I am doomed!" Harry was tired of this. "Let's apparate to Hermione's", he said. "No! I will go through the muggle world! This is a new experience!", Ron said, yanking Harry like a kindergartener would. Harry decided there was a route that was less crowded by muggles at this time: the subway.

"Ron! I found an ummm.... more COOL route... cool!", he lied.

" Merlin's beard! What are we waiting for?", Ron said. They went there. It was dark, with a light guiding the way to a train. They went in, and Harry felt a tap as soon as it started moving.

"You are a wizard!", a man said. He turned to a ghost that looked a lot like Sirius with a mix of Draco Malfoy. Harry jumped and turned around to see. "Wh..what do you mean? Is this some type of joke?", he said, going away, admiring his lie. "Harry Potter, I am a wizard. I heard there is a time turner with your friend Give it to me or I will KILL you.", the man said.

Harry felt something wrong. "...and who exactly are you? You look like a Sirius ghost-kind of.", Ron asked, just coming back from the food room with a box of French fries.

"I am Regulus Black. I have come here to get my credit for destroying the horcrux of Ravenclaw's diadem.", he said.

" I can give you anything else instead. I cannot give the time turner, and you know it as a fact! How are you here as a ghost?", Harry asked.

Regulus turned to Harry. "I became a ghost, and I came .¨, Regulus said. ¨Why a time turner?¨, Harry asked. " To see Sirius. As a child, we made a bet and loser would have to come back and murder someone. Since he is dead, I want to go back and apologize to him for all I have been wrong instead.¨, he said. Regulus looked innocent.

¨ Come with me if you want. You could see your godfather again. Wasn't your last wish to see him again?¨, he asked. ¨NO! DO NOT TRY TAKING THE TIME TURNER BY USING A BRIBE! KILL ME! RON! HOLD MY HAND!",Harry said. Ron looked pained. "I just started exploring the muggle world! Look at the window view! Wow!", Ron said. Harry yanked Ron and apparated to Hermione's house. Regulus held on to him as well, so he was there. Dang.. Hermione came out, and saw Regulus. She looked like she spoke with him. She was frightened to see him there. Regulus had a wand at Harry's neck.

"I saw you yesterday. I do not want to duel you again, so Harry will make an unbreakable vow so he will show you where the time turner is one day. I kept it in his personal belongings!", Hermione said.

"Ok",Regulus Black said. Harry knew that Hermione was up to something, so he kept quiet. Harry said his part of the vow. Hermione said her part and took out her wand to make it work. "STUPEFY!",she said. Regulus fell unconscious to the floor.

"Wow, Hermione!", Harry said. Ron was sleeping on the couch. "What happened?", he asked, waking up. Harry explained to Ron, while Hermione took Regulus Black to the ministry and explained what happened and they sent him to Azkaban to live there for the rest of being a ghost. Ron learned not to be over-obsessed with muggles. Harry learned not to talk to strangers. Hermione learned that Harry and Ron are both dumber than she thought. They all were good at the end.